🌞 After seeing one too many of the "Miles apart but you're still in my heart" greeting cards recently, I made up my own alternative poem and then couldn't get rid of the thought... so I went and made a card out of it. I expect the audience for this card may be a little.... niche. But what the heck!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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💨 Who's the farty pants in your relationship? Tag your favourite guffy the atmosphere slayer below! 💨😂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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