Time for #crunchtipswithKatie. Apple cider vinegar is like really healthy and stuff. It has, like, benefits. I think the brown cloudy stuff floating around the bottom of the bottle has magical properties or something. Anyway, last weekend an esthetician told me I could use ACV as a toner. I don’t understand what a toner is but I’ll try anything if it’s crunchy, holistic and chemical free. So I put some Braggs on a cotton round this morning and dabbed it all over my face. BIG MISTAKE. I felt like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone when he slaps that aftershave onto his little baby cheeks. It burned real real bad and made my eyes water from the vinegar fumes. But the worst part was the smell. Holy hamberders it was intense. And it lasted for like an hour. I’m not even sure if the smell actually went away or if my nostril receptors just gave up. But I went to bible study then ran errands and no one remarked that they were suddenly craving French fries, so I guess the vinegar smell eventually faded. So in conclusion, I give using ACV as a facial toner a 10/10. Will def try again. I think it may also be useful as horny husband repellant so I’ll experiment with that and let you guys know.
I think I’m going to make these Crunch Tips weekly to help everyone live their best, most vinegar soaked, coconut oily lives. What do you think? What should I try next?