6 year old: Mom! Help, my gun is jammed!
Me: Unknowingly blasts peanut butter pretzel shrapnel all over my kitchen clearing the jam. “What the hell?!”
6 year old: The pretzel nuggets fit perfectly in the loading port and I was going to blast pretzels in the brothers mouth to feed him snacks! Isn’t it cool?! #lordhavemercy #boymom #whatthehell #peanutbutterpretzelnuggets #anythingisaweapon #snacktime #snugglylittleheathens #nerf #deathwish
1/20/2022, 11:08:22 PM