Itβs an absolute Banana Balagan out there. Be Prepared. I created this handy guide to help!
Hereβs what every Jewish college student needs to survive College Antisemitism in 2024: Backpack πβ
Water bottle π¦β
Cellphone π± β
Bananas πβ
Peanuts π₯β
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Always carry Bananas and nuts because they are not allowed in the so called liberated zones at UCLA and other encampments. Keep a Water bottle handy to wash their hateful sidewalk slogans away and a fully charged cell phone with a shatterproof case to take videos of your masked attackers, who will undoubtedly try to take and smash your camera. The flag of Israel because we know that it stands for freedom and democracy and humanity and it makes the evil Hammasholes melt like the wicked witch of the west. πβ€οΈβπ₯π
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