GAMBLING WITH THE LUCKY #ASSTROLL YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!1 KEEPING IT SO PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!1 😉😉😉 JUST LIKE WITH ALLLLLLLL THE MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY OTHER #WORKERASS SIDE PIECES BEFORE!!!!!!!!!1 . . . . . . . . #troll #trolls #progeria #isthatarat #addicts #addiction #alcoholism #gamblingaddiction #gamblersanonymous #notfoolinganyone #sloppy
MUST HAVE ZE LUCKY #ASSTROLL TO GAMBLE IN SIN CITY!!!!!!!!!!1 YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!1 EET EEZ SO VELLY CONVENIENT VACAYS WHERE HE NEED ASS-ISTANCE AND VACAYS WHEN HE DITCH #ASSTROLL!!!!!!!!!1 🤣🤣🤣 . . . . . . . . #troll #progeria #raredisease #skank #addicts #gamblingaddiction #gamblersanonymous #sidepiece #infidelity #workerass #harem #SOprofessional
#HOWDYPARTNERS!!!!!1 YEEEEEEEE- HAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!1 WHAT IN ZE BOTCHED HELL EEZ DAT WITH JOHNC ON #CHARLIE IN A GHETTO ASS CASINO!!!!!!!!????1 THAT EEZ BRILLIANT LIFECOACH AND LOVER PARTNER #T2????! SHE EEZ NOT UNDER STRICT #MAINGF ORDERS TO HIDE SPECIAL SOUL TRAIN CONNECTION LOVE THAT EEZ SO SUPER DE DUPER STUPID THEY CAN MAKE BELIEVE JOHNC WAS NEVER GONE EACH TIME HE CRAWL BACK????! JOHNC BE DESPERATE FOR THAT HAREM LOVIN, PARTNERS!!!!!1 THIS PRETEND BREAKUP IS SERIOUS Y’ALL!!!!!!!!1 🤣🤣 #YEE- #HAWWWWW!!!!!1 WILL #T2 HAVE STARRING ROLE/HER BIG BREAK IN BLOCKBUSTER #THEJUICYPARTNER OR WAS IT A GIG FOR #WORKERASS?????????1 🧌 NO ONE IS MORE EXCITED TO NOT WATCH MAKE BELIEVE TV SHOW THAN HABIB!!!!!!!1 #STACKING🧫☣️🤮 . . . . . . . . #howdy #cowboy #rodeo #cowboyup #horse #horses #horselover #neigh #yeehaw #youtube #wildwest #casino #gamblingaddiction #gamblersanonymous #lines #addicts
JOHNC IS MAKING A SALAD W HIS #WORKERASS!!!!!!!! TOSS SALAD & PRETEND TO BE NON-LOSERS!!!!!!!!1 YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!1 WAIT!!!!!!!!1 IS THAT THE JOHNC HANDY DANDY BACKPACK ON…..CHAIR???????! WHY IS #WORKERASS NOT CARRYING IT NOT UNLIKE RENTED MULE??????! 😮 🥗 . . . . . . . . #salad #toss #gambling #casino #troll #mule #muleslover #losers
BAZINGA!!!!!!!1 DO YOU DUMB POOR PLEBS KNOW WHAT THIS IS?????! NO!!!!!!!!!1 YOU DO NOT!!!!!!1 BECAUSE YOU ARE DUMB AND POOR!!!!!!!!!1 UNLIKE SMARTLY RICHIE RICH ME ME MEEEEE JOHNC!!!!!!!1 ALSO YOU LACK A RAGING PROGRESSIVE TRIFECTA OF A PERSONALITY DISORDER, COMPULSIVE GAMBLING ADDICTION, AND ALCOHOLISM!!!!!!! LOSERS!!!!!!1 THIS RIGHT HERE IS A LETTUCE!!!!!!!! 🥬 LISTEN UP DUMMIES!!!!1 I AM ABOUT TO SHARE SOMETHING FROM MY SUPER BRILLIANT JOHNC BRAIN WITH YOU!!!!!!1 AND I WILL DO THIS IN THE LOUDEST AND MOST CONDESCENDING WAY IMAGINABLE!!!!1 BECAUSE THAT IS HOW I DO EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! THIS SEXY BITCH IS CALLED A LETTUCE BECAUSE IT IS ROUNDLY AND GREEN MUHFUCKAHS!!!!!! WHEN YOU DISPATCH #WORKERASS TO GROCERY BUILDING AND SHE RETURNS WITH WHAT SHE WILL COOK. IF SHE BUYED HEAD OF LETTUCE WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE????! (IN THIS LESSON LET US PRETEND SHE DID NOT DROP ACID AND GNAW A LARGE BITE OUT OF IT OR TRIP OVER IT BECAUSE SHE WAS DRUNK AND ALSO RUN IT OVER WITH HER CAR!!!!!1) IF #WORKERASS DOES NOT TAKE BIG L ON MENIAL GROCERY TASK, LETTUCE HEAD IT IS ALSO GREENISH AND ROUNDLY!!!!!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!1 TEACHING PLEBS HARD WORK!!!!1 WHERE IS MUH 84TH MARTINI BISHES?!?!!???! . . . . . . . . #green #gambler #gamblingnews #chip #dale #knowledgeispower
#T2 MY SWEET BABOO??????!!!1 DID YOU CAPTURE THIS ACTION ON CELL PHONE VIDEO WITH OUR REQUISITE FILTERS IN PLACE???????1 DID I LOOK LIKE SUPER SEXYMAN OR VERY VERY VERY VERY SUPER SEXYMAN???????1 #T2!!!!!!1 WAKE UP!!!!!1 I FAKE CRY AND AGAIN PRETEND TO TAKE 5 MINUTE SOCIAL MEDIA BREAK FOR YOUR LOVE!!!!!!!1 T2!!!!!!!!1 I POST DRUNK DRIVING VIDEO FOR YOU TO CLAIM I GO HOME LIKE SUPERDAD!!!!!! #T2 MY SWEET BABOO!!!!!!1 YOU ARE SO VERY DULL ENOUGH TO BELIEVE I HAVE NOT BEEN MAKING SWEET LOVE TO ALLLL #WORKERASS AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE OHHHH SO MUCH MORE #OLDRELIABLEASS WHILE WE PRETEND TO BREAK UP!!!!!!!1 TEEHEE!!!!!!1 YOU DO NOT THROW A SUPER SPECIAL LOVE LIKE OURS AWAY!!!!!!1 NOW!!!!!!1 FILM ME ME MEEEEE JOHNC OR I WILL NOT LET YOU GIVE ME FOOTRUB TONIGHT!!!!!!!1. I KEEEEED!!!!!!1 FOOTRUBS IN CONTRACT!!!!!!!1 🦶🏻 . . . . . . . . #couples #couplesofinstagram #botched #lipfillersuk #mailorderbride #findbride #euro #dolar #gfe #flymetoyou #futbol #soccer #futebol #messi #coupletime #couplelove #travelcouples #fumble #aaronrodgers #footrub #footrubs #footrubsfordays #footrubsrule
RUN SMALL #WORKERASS TROLL, RUN!!!!!!!!!1 JOHNC WANT FOOT RUB!!!!!!!!1 💚🦠🦶🏻🦠💚 . . . . . . . . #troll #trolls #punjabitroll #trollz #laundry #laundryday #laundryservice #washandfold #footrub #footrubs #footlover #foot #biohazard #hazmat #osha #hazardousdutytrollpay
DID YOU KNOW THAT VISIONARY ARTISTE EXTRAORDINAIRE JOHNC DESIGNED CHUNKY SAFFRON LOGO ALL BY HIMSELF???!!!?!!!!!!!!!!1!1 🙀🏆🔤⌨️💪🏼🎉 THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS CHOOSING A FONT UNLESS YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE DUMBEST TROLL UNDER THE BRIDGE. . . . . . . . . #font #fawning #supply #progeria #vinyl #meth #workerass #trollfetish #comicsans #numbers #crackhead #rentals #rentalflex #likeschoolinthesummertime #noclass
JOHNC INSPIRES MANY BY EXHIBITING HIGHEST STANDARDS OF ETHICAL CONDUCT WITH ALL NEW ADDITIONS OF #WORKERASS! YAYYYYYY!!!!!!1 . . . . . . . . #ethics #osha #driving #safedriving #rental #horsepower #trollpower
Me oh my! Reports that a new species of #workerass has been spotted! . . . . . . . . #troll #gremlin #smeagol #doesitgrowl