147 these are all washed up apparently 🤮 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
146 This is the 3rd box of half used Pasatta he's used and left out to go to waste 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
144 I sent him a shopping list that included "Tapas and picky bits for dinner" This is what he has returned with 😱 hunter gatherer 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
143 Come again!?!?! 😱 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
142 speaks for itself 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
141 "Cut here" Husband "don't tell me what to do" Why he would he do this!?!? 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
140 he put this empty avocado skin back in the fridge I honestly can't understand why he would do this!?!? 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
137, 138, 139 he's on a roll today... Empty milk put back in the fridge, Coffee Mate foil not removed so annoying! And a empty coke bottle left on the bed rather than the bin Knob!!! 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
Hahahahaha dead! Apparently I can have a spell cast #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
136 he left all the draws open 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
135 obviously needed something out of the dryer but just left the rest hanging out or on the floor. WHAT A PRICK! 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
135 he ate my yoghurt 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
134 Michelin star presentation...not even buttered 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
133 I've been ill for a while so haven't been in the kitchen... I went in today and discovered Penicillin 🤮 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
131 Happy valentine's day ... He didn't do the washing up again last night because he knows how much a love that 😒 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
130 someone is going to have to explain to me why someone would take filthy work socks off and hang them on the radiator; to stink my bedroom out?!?!? Fucking grim #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
129 Sent him shopping for fish pie ingredients told him to get four of each fillet and a packet of king prawns...£37 on fish alone later 🙄😒😲 4 packet of prawns 6 salmon fillets and a whole haddock 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ #dumpedonthefloor #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
128 I can't keep up with the washing because he gets a new towel every day because the one he's got smells or isn't dry... This is why...so annoying! #dumpedonthefloor #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
127 Washing basket or the stairs??? You guessed it dirty socks deffo get left on the stairs for your long suffering wife to pick up Twat!!!! 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
126 he took daughter to feed the ducks on Monday she obviously got bored half way through but rather than bin the left overs he just let them go moldy 9n my sideboard Bonus point for putting daughters cardigan and rain coat in the bag with the moldy bread Twat!!!! 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
124 Happy 17th anniversary... here's a picture of the beautiful card he got me 🖤 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
123 he "pruned" my peony now I thought he just hacked the shit out of it but he assures me "that is how you prune it and that's how people have well maintained gardens" 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
122 after he "tidied" the kitchen 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
121 "soaking"🙄 do kids spoons need to soak have they been eating cement?!?! #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
120 I'd like to say the kids dropped the half eaten banana on the floor but we all know the truth Tramp! 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
119 he can't cook for toffee and even makes pizza look unappetising 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
118 after he's finished "tidying" the kitchen... Might use this gross water to drown him in later 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
117 place your bets 🤣 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
116 surely I'm not the only one that gets annoyed by having the hand towel screwed up so it can't dry out 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
Happy Christmas all #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
114 He filled the soap dish with water so the soap just turns to mush! 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
112 just playing his favourite game; let's miss place the parking ticket so we'll have to just live here in the shires 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
111 eat the banoffee pie and just leave the foil in the fridge 🤷🏼♀️ 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
110 you know what I do when I spill cat litter all over the place... just leave it! 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
109 so ungrateful fresh home cooked dinner HP smashed on it 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
107 he's just got home and stomped mud all the way through the house JOKES! 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
106 this is a few weeks old and I didn't post it cause I was soooo fumming I felt better after I grated all the crusty bits on his bolognese 🖕🏼 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
105 wet towel on the bed and don't even get me started on the guitar... I will smash it up one day 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
104 is he joking 🤷🏼♀️ muddy work trousers on the baby's bed 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
103 after weeks of asking him to order a new light and fit it ( because someone who will remain nameless may have crashed the car into her mum and dad's house)I have absolutely bossed it and sorted it myself- bought it for cheap off eBay and fitted it BOoM #bosslady... He's still a prick for not sorting it for me though 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
101 me " why is the food colouring out?" Husband "they fell out" Alright well best just leave them there then 🤷🏼♀️ 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
And for my 100 reason to kill my husband I'm gonna throw back because I still can't believe he did this one... 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
98 the iron is still "cooling down" from Friday it's Tuesday 🤷🏼♀️ - I'm not going to move it 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
97 I mean why wouldn't he just peel off his socks that have been in his stinking work boots all day and not only leave them on the bed but leave them on MY side of the bed Dick head absolute DICK HEAD! 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
96 he hoovered for me 🎊🎉🎊 but rather than tidy away the stuff all over the floor this prick just chucked it on our bed; even the empty nappy bag 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
95 in keeping with the pink theme in the bathroom this twat has found the only blue towel in the whole house and used that. Halfwit! 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
94 hopefully one of the kids will find these pen and draw all over the walls; I mean they've not been hidden or anything they've just been popped on the floor hashtag begging to be found 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
93 oh FFS 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
92 he ran the bath for the kids and left and massive gap between bath mats ready for the baby to slip and smash his face in on the side 👍 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
92 we never eat ready meals but I couldn't be bothered to cook yesterday and husband can't cook at all so went to M&S and picked a few bits up; husband insisted he'd sort it all out when we got home...🙄 Well he's taken shit cook to a whole new level he can't even heat up a ready meal and has melted the pots to oblivion. Best not eat them and risk poisoning the kids 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
90 will he actually get round to writing in the anniversary card he got me?!? Should we do a sweepstake 🙄 #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder
16 year annoying me and 6 years of wedded bliss. Love you x #reasontokillmyhusband #allthereasonstokillmyhusband #happywifehappylife #married #marriedtoaknobhead #husband #wife #tilldeathdouspart #acaseforthedefence #reasonablehomocide #murder