Bravado Buffalo STX Forget whatever you think you know about keeping it in family. Sure, the Buffalo and the Gauntlet were closely related. But in the grand old state of San Andreas, if two first cousins want to get to know each other better over a cup of engine oil that's none of the government's business, especially if the children are this good-looking. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (48) #thefleecajob
Declasse Vigero ZX Want to wield a hunk of muscle that would make the buffest gym bros and lamest ego lifters cry? Forget Bull Shark Testosterone. If you're looking to bulk up, try the Vigero ZX, and enjoy fast gains that won't leave you with nips the size of dinner plates. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (47) #thefleecajob
Ocelot Virtue Meet the all-electric hypercar that comes track-steady and city ready, so you can show-off your climate awareness and your tax exile status from behind the same wheel. And if you get tired of know-it-alls pointing out the contradiction, simply equip it with some serious clap-backable accessories. Missile Lock-On Jammer, Remote Control Unit, Slick Mines and Armor Plating should bring a swift resolution to any debate. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (46) #thefleecajob
Pegassi Ignus You want control? You want power? You want one of our sales team to say the words "lithium-ion supercapacitors" over and over while sucking your toes? Good news, Legendary Motorsport's head of customer satisfaction is already making his way to the floor. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (44) #thefleecajob
Itali GTB Lithe, focused, aggressive: if you've ever made passionate love to an angry jungle cat, you'll have an inkling of what it's like to take Progen's new Itali GTB out for a gentle spin. And if you've ever made passionate love to a stripped down, track-ready jungle cat with a massive rear spoiler, you'll have some idea of what Benny can do to this thing. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (43) #thefleecajob
Lampadati Corsita Blood pressure rising? Heart rate increasing? Body temperature comparable to the core of a freshly microwaved pizza pocket? Well, don't panic if you feel the urge to grab a fistful of lotion. These are all the normal symptoms of close contact with the Corsita, the hottest new set of wheels from Lampadati. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (41) #thefleecajob
Lampadati Corsita Blood pressure rising? Heart rate increasing? Body temperature comparable to the core of a freshly microwaved pizza pocket? Well, don't panic if you feel the urge to grab a fistful of lotion. These are all the normal symptoms of close contact with the Corsita, the hottest new set of wheels from Lampadati. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (40) #thefleecajob
Pegassi Ignus You want control? You want power? You want one of our sales team to say the words "lithium-ion supercapacitors" over and over while sucking your toes? Good news, Legendary Motorsport's head of customer satisfaction is already making his way to the floor. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (38) #thefleecajob
Declasse Tulip M-100 Everyone remembers the backseat of the four-door Tulip M-100. The sincere heart-to-hearts with taxi drivers, the drunken rants to cops, projectile vomiting on the seats without bias. Well, now's your chance to sit up front for a change and, with only two doors, the good news is that nobody can pull the crap you used to pull. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (37) #thefleecajob
Obey 10F The air intake slots, the titanium valvetrain, that big, thicc naturally aspirated engine. Yes. This is a thirst post. And let’s be honest, it’s working. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (36) #thefleecajob
Bravado Buffalo STX Forget whatever you think you know about keeping it in family. Sure, the Buffalo and the Gauntlet were closely related. But in the grand old state of San Andreas, if two first cousins want to get to know each other better over a cup of engine oil that's none of the government's business, especially if the children are this good-looking. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (35) #thefleecajob
Canis Bodhi The Canis Bodhi has traveled the well-trodden path from military to redneck to hipster. This 'gently used' model is the definition of retro chic; every stain on the seat tells a story. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (34) #thefleecajob
Bravado Buffalo STX Forget whatever you think you know about keeping it in family. Sure, the Buffalo and the Gauntlet were closely related. But in the grand old state of San Andreas, if two first cousins want to get to know each other better over a cup of engine oil that's none of the government's business, especially if the children are this good-looking. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (33) #thefleecajob
Imponte Ruiner What happened in the 80's stays in the 80's. Unless what happened is a little slice of quad-exhaust, side-striped, T-Top heaven - in which case break out the big hair and the trickle-down economics, because we're going to town. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (32) #thefleecajob
Enus Jubilee If you're the 1% of the 1% who leaves your mansion for the great outdoors, you need an SUV that's filled with the lux you're accustomed to. Luckily, the Jubilee can offer everything to keep you safe on the outside. Just the usual personal touches like machine guns, slick mines, or even a remote control unit so you never have to suffer contact with the real world again. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (31) #thefleecajob
Declasse Weaponized Tampa Back in the 60's a heavy muscle car with a reinforced frame seemed like a great idea because of all the drunk driving you needed to do. Still, perfect though it seemed, a part of you whispered the car was missing something - and trust us, when you see that sturdy foundation supporting a top-mounted minigun the final piece of the jigsaw is going to slot right into place. Throw in some industrial-grade armor and the Tampa will finally have achieved its full potential. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (10) #thefleecajob
HVY Nightshark There's a special moment in the life of every billionaire when you realize that everyone else is trying to kill you and steal from you. And when the time comes, you want a vehicle built exclusively to cater to that paranoid delusion. Enter the Nightshark, where you can sit in perfect comfort behind tinted, sniper-proof glass as the filthy hordes press against your armored hull, then pull the trigger on the dual machine guns and relax as the car does all the hard work for you. Who's crazy now? Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (9) #thefleecajob
Bravado Half-track The Half-track might look like it's having a really dangerous identity crisis, but trust us, it works. The all-terrain capabilities of a tank, with all the advantages of a truck: straightforward handling, a spacious, prostitute-friendly cabin, and lots of fresh air for the lunatic on the .50 cal in the back. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (8) #thefleecajob
HVY Barrage Everyone knows that when your enemies are fleeing in hysterical terror they will run and hide in the most hard-to-reach places. And what's the use of your trusty 50cal turret if there are nooks, crannies and boltholes you can't poke it into? Enter the Barrage: one of the most versatile and resilient off-roaders on the planet equipped with upgradeable front and rear-facing turrets. Running and hiding just got a whole lot harder. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (7) #thefleecajob
Ocelot Ardent It's a rare car that allows you to be perfectly composed, effortlessly suave and extraordinarily violent all at the same time - and yet, somehow, the Ardent does all that and more. Behind the wheel of this masterpiece there's nothing you can't do: lose your pursuers, pop the dual machine guns, gun down the survivors, drop a pithy remark, open the champagne, have a quickie, drive into the sea, realize you've made a terrible mistake, and swiftly drown. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (6) #thefleecajob
Karin Technical Custom Old-school pickup with a twist. Is that a turret in your loadbed or are you just happy to be San Andreas’ premier arms dealer? Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (5) #thefleecajob
Übermacht Revolter In your line of work, you demand flexibility. You need a car that can blend seamlessly into a line of executive saloons, but not look amiss when it arrives on the red carpet. It needs to look respectable dropping you off at court, threatening picking you up from Bolingbroke, and when the deal goes south, it needs room for a driver-operated machine gun upgrade. The Revolter can do all that in first gear – just wait till you see fifth. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (4) #thefleecajob
HVY Insurgent Pick-Up Custom Ironically named light armored personnel vehicle. Perfect for crushing small rebellions in a dictatorship or wiping out peaceful protests in an alleged democracy. This model is fitted with a turret cannon. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (3) #thefleecajob
Pfister Comet Safari Is there nothing the Pfister Comet cannot do? If you were a venture capitalist looking for the shortest route to your next midlife crisis, the Comet was your first and only choice. If you wanted something that preserved the classic reek of desperation but added a street-racer twist, the Retro Custom was top of the list. And now, if you're looking for something to slam around a hairpin bend in three feet of uphill mud, the Comet Safari has got you covered. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (2) #thefleecajob
HVY APC Recently acquired in a Fort Zancudo yard sale, all our APCs come direct from active service. Equipped with a turret-mounted cannon and portholes for small arms fire, they're able to carry up to four heavily armed mercenaries pretty much anywhere across land or water. And if you squint it's quite good-looking, in a merciless-occupation-of-your-homeland kind of way. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B3 (1) #thefleecajob
HVY Barrage Everyone knows that when your enemies are fleeing in hysterical terror they will run and hide in the most hard-to-reach places. And what's the use of your trusty 50cal turret if there are nooks, crannies and boltholes you can't poke it into? Enter the Barrage: one of the most versatile and resilient off-roaders on the planet equipped with upgradeable front and rear-facing turrets. Running and hiding just got a whole lot harder. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (10) #thefleecajob
BF Dune FAV History shows that where an army fails, a surgical strike can suceed. All you need is a couple of well-drilled sociopaths, a fresh batch of experimental drugs, a cache of depleted uranium munitions, and a lightweight, armored sandrail with a machine gun bolted to the dash. We can't officially comment on the rest, but we can assure you the Dune FAV is going to be all the transport you need. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (9) #thefleecajob
HVY Nightshark There's a special moment in the life of every billionaire when you realize that everyone else is trying to kill you and steal from you. And when the time comes, you want a vehicle built exclusively to cater to that paranoid delusion. Enter the Nightshark, where you can sit in perfect comfort behind tinted, sniper-proof glass as the filthy hordes press against your armored hull, then pull the trigger on the dual machine guns and relax as the car does all the hard work for you. Who's crazy now? Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (8) #thefleecajob
Karin Technical Custom Old-school pickup with a twist. Is that a turret in your loadbed or are you just happy to be San Andreas’ premier arms dealer? Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (7) #thefleecajob
Declasse Weaponized Tampa Back in the 60's a heavy muscle car with a reinforced frame seemed like a great idea because of all the drunk driving you needed to do. Still, perfect though it seemed, a part of you whispered the car was missing something - and trust us, when you see that sturdy foundation supporting a top-mounted minigun the final piece of the jigsaw is going to slot right into place. Throw in some industrial-grade armor and the Tampa will finally have achieved its full potential. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (6) #thefleecajob
HVY Insurgent Pick-Up Custom Ironically named light armored personnel vehicle. Perfect for crushing small rebellions in a dictatorship or wiping out peaceful protests in an alleged democracy. This model is fitted with a turret cannon. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (5) #thefleecajob
Ocelot Ardent It's a rare car that allows you to be perfectly composed, effortlessly suave and extraordinarily violent all at the same time - and yet, somehow, the Ardent does all that and more. Behind the wheel of this masterpiece there's nothing you can't do: lose your pursuers, pop the dual machine guns, gun down the survivors, drop a pithy remark, open the champagne, have a quickie, drive into the sea, realize you've made a terrible mistake, and swiftly drown. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (4) #thefleecajob
Bravado Half-track The Half-track might look like it's having a really dangerous identity crisis, but trust us, it works. The all-terrain capabilities of a tank, with all the advantages of a truck: straightforward handling, a spacious, prostitute-friendly cabin, and lots of fresh air for the lunatic on the .50 cal in the back. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (3) #thefleecajob
HVY APC Recently acquired in a Fort Zancudo yard sale, all our APCs come direct from active service. Equipped with a turret-mounted cannon and portholes for small arms fire, they're able to carry up to four heavily armed mercenaries pretty much anywhere across land or water. And if you squint it's quite good-looking, in a merciless-occupation-of-your-homeland kind of way. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (2) #thefleecajob
Übermacht Revolter In your line of work, you demand flexibility. You need a car that can blend seamlessly into a line of executive saloons, but not look amiss when it arrives on the red carpet. It needs to look respectable dropping you off at court, threatening picking you up from Bolingbroke, and when the deal goes south, it needs room for a driver-operated machine gun upgrade. The Revolter can do all that in first gear – just wait till you see fifth. Fully Clean Nightclub Garage B2 (1) #thefleecajob
Vapid Hustler Don't worry, the confusion is natural. You see that running board swooping low over the front wheels, that high-set radiator grille, the holder for your cigarette holder, and you're safely back where you belong in the 1920s. But then you see the carbon steel reinforcements to the chassis, the turbo charger and the bullbar, and you're somewhere else altogether. Don't try to make sense of it. Just let it do what it needs to do. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (30) #thefleecajob
Declasse Scramjet The Declasse Scramjet is final proof that the greatest inventions are accidents. No one thought we had any need to jolt a hyper-stylized retro speedster thirty feet into the air and turbo boost it into the side of the nearest high-rise. But once it happened, and we saw the kind of potential it unleashed, there was no going back. This one's for the dreamers. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (29) #thefleecajob
Declasse Scramjet The Declasse Scramjet is final proof that the greatest inventions are accidents. No one thought we had any need to jolt a hyper-stylized retro speedster thirty feet into the air and turbo boost it into the side of the nearest high-rise. But once it happened, and we saw the kind of potential it unleashed, there was no going back. This one's for the dreamers. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (28) #thefleecajob
Declasse Scramjet The Declasse Scramjet is final proof that the greatest inventions are accidents. No one thought we had any need to jolt a hyper-stylized retro speedster thirty feet into the air and turbo boost it into the side of the nearest high-rise. But once it happened, and we saw the kind of potential it unleashed, there was no going back. This one's for the dreamers. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (27) #thefleecajob
Benefactor Schafter V12 Powerful, understated, reliable. You have absolutely none of these qualities, so it's important to you that your car does. The new Benefactor Schafter screams corporate anonymity just as much as its predecessor, so to justify the massive price hike we've thrown in a few flourishes and a plush interior where you can screw your secretary's secretary in comfort. Armored edition available. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (26) #thefleecajob
Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire What is a car for, if it's not for getting from A to B? And what's the point of A and B, if they're not a quarter of a mile apart on a flat surface in a straight line? These are the questions Bravado asked themselves, and the Hellfire was the answer. Give it what it needs, and this thing will immolate just about everything else on four wheels. Turn that funny-looking wheel in the middle of the dash even a little bit, and you're as good as dead. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (25) #thefleecajob
Albany Primo Nothing said 'buy American' when imports were sweeping the States in the 70s and 80s like the Albany Primo. A midsize luxury car that was built to last. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (24) #thefleecajob
Itali GTO When you think of lightweight redesigns, you probably think of carbon fiber bodywork and stripped-out interiors. But that's just for beginners. Step inside the Itali GTO, and the air you're breathing has increased hydrogen content for extra lift. Grotti have even taken the controversial step of obliging potential owners to do their part by shaving their body hair and removing at least one kidney. Sometimes you have to suffer for perfection. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (23) #thefleecajob
Vapid Dominator GTX Step one: take the best-looking muscle car the 60's ever saw, and introduce it to the greatest American supercar of the modern era. Step two: leave them alone in a quiet garage with a few dozen shots of high octane gas, plenty of axel grease and nothing else to do. Step three: the Dominator GTX is born, and it's hungry. When your pedigree is this damn good, there's nothing wrong with keeping it in the family. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (22) #thefleecajob
Grotti Turismo R Grotti might have alienated their Old Money consumers by releasing a hybrid sports car, but 'fuel efficient' is relative when you're talking about 799hp. 0-60 in under 3 seconds and a top speed of 210 mph. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (20) #thefleecajob
Pfister Neon When the history of the electric car is written, it will begin with the Pfister Neon. Everything else - all the ridiculous eco-vans and hybrid fetishes - has been foreplay. Now Pfister have dropped their pants, and the battery-powered action can really begin. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (19) #thefleecajob
Karin Boor Can't decide between a compact and a truck? A coupe or a utility vehicle? A pickup or a passenger car? Why not adopt the twisted lovechild of that sordid sixway? Let "WTF" be the understatement of the century with the cult classic Karin Boor, a versatile off-roader made for the undefinable. It seemed like a mad idea at the time, and the legendary Boor is nothing if not consistent. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (18) #thefleecajob
Declasse Tahoma Coupe The ultimate luxury coupe from a time when all you needed to live the American dream was a clean record and a pocketful of disco biscuits. All that may have changed, but the secret to good business is still a firm handshake and a muscle car you can rip across the border in ninety seconds flat. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (17) #thefleecajob
Enus Huntley S Merging the style and craftsmanship of a classic English luxury motorcar with the feature set of a high-end SUV, the Huntley S might be the only example of British-American fusion that actually works. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (15) #thefleecajob
Gallivanter Baller ST Culture and Sandy Shores. Oral hygiene and CoK. Hardcore and SUV. Some words just don't go together. But now the badass Baller ST is here to smash those linguistic socio-linguistic glass ceilings along with the rear windshield of the car in front. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (14) #thefleecajob
Vapid Riata When you think of a concept car, you probably think of some nitrous-charged bauble with funky aerodynamics and a silly name. But there are other concepts to choose from. "Bone-splintering torque," for example. Or "churning the natural world to a ravaged pulp beneath your giant, reinforced tires". And when those are the concepts you're after, you buy American, you buy Vapid, and you buy the Riata. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (13) #thefleecajob
Vulcar Fagaloa Admit it. You took one look and assumed this was just a typical 50's station wagon - and you weren't wrong. But look again at the magnificent box styling, the stance so low you couldn't slide melted butter underneath it, the faint afterglow of casual bigotry, and ask yourself: where did it all go wrong, and fifty years later how the hell did we end up driving SUV's? It's not nostalgia. Things really were better. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (11) #thefleecajob
Lampadati Corsita Blood pressure rising? Heart rate increasing? Body temperature comparable to the core of a freshly microwaved pizza pocket? Well, don't panic if you feel the urge to grab a fistful of lotion. These are all the normal symptoms of close contact with the Corsita, the hottest new set of wheels from Lampadati. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (10) #thefleecajob
RUNE Zhaba Alien invasion, the undead rising, hordes of liberal arts students. Whatever threatens your way of life, make sure you have the upper hand with the Rune Zhaba, the perfect vehicle to raise you up above it all. Whether you're grinding bones or crushing hope, Warstock has you covered. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (9) #thefleecajob
Karin Kuruma The perfect car to go with your flesh tunnel earrings, frosted spikes, and oversize jeans. Buy this and you'll never fail to be mistaken for a small town drug dealer again. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (8) #thefleecajob
Dinka Sugoi How do you let people know you're interesting and exciting without engaging in conversation, or even making eye contact? The Dinka Sugoi has as much finish and flash as the elaborate mating ritual of a bird of paradise. Just paint it bright, beam the lights and powerslide your way round town to lure the admiration and friendship that you alone could not. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (7) #thefleecajob
Übermacht Rhinehart You’re far too cool to own an SUV. And a sedan? You might as well get “practical” and “economical” tattooed on your nuts. No, you’re performance-driven. You’re an executive. You’re a family of four, and not a day goes by that you don’t regret it with every fiber of your being. You’re already a Rhinehart owner. You just don’t know it yet. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (6) #thefleecajob
Obey Omnis e-GT Take a moment for mindfulness. Time to breathe, to reflect, to appreciate life's little joys. Like two AC synchronous electric motors and all-wheel drive. Or why not an optional Missile Lock-On Jammer, Remote Control Unit, Slick Mines, and Armor Plating? Just remember, it's not the number of breaths you take, but the number of mods that take your breath away ... #blessed Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (5) #thefleecajob
Weeny Issi Rally When you hear Weeny made a sports SUV, what do you picture? Is it A) School runs, work commutes, and a trunk packed up for a hiking trip? Or B) Racetracks, barrel rolls, and the crowd losing its mind as the fuel tank ignites? 9/10 Los Santos residents answered B. If you answered A, that could be a symptom of a serious imaginative disorder. We advise you to go straight to a therapist and your nearest Weeny dealership. Not necessarily in that order. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (4) #thefleecajob
Coil Cyclone The Coil Cyclone is here to prove one thing: the days of the internal combustion engine are over. Sure, it was fun while it lasted. Just like your psychotic, knife-wielding ex was phenomenal in bed. But that fossil-fuelled comfort zone is about to be nothing more than a distant speck in your rear-view mirror as you surrender to this harbinger of the electric age. True power is here. Drive the lightning. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (3) #thefleecajob
Pfister Comet S2 This isn't just a fast car. It's a car with the kind of reputation that no amount of targeted advertising can buy. So, when some people see a Comet they make a wish. Others run screaming for cover, prophesying doom, destruction, and crippling medical expenses. Either way, you made an impression. Fully Clean Eclipse Blvd Garage (1) #thefleecajob
Obey Omnis e-GT Take a moment for mindfulness. Time to breathe, to reflect, to appreciate life's little joys. Like two AC synchronous electric motors and all-wheel drive. Or why not an optional Missile Lock-On Jammer, Remote Control Unit, Slick Mines, and Armor Plating? Just remember, it's not the number of breaths you take, but the number of mods that take your breath away ... #blessed Fully Clean Eclipse Towers Apt 3 (10) #thefleecajob
Karin Boor Can't decide between a compact and a truck? A coupe or a utility vehicle? A pickup or a passenger car? Why not adopt the twisted lovechild of that sordid sixway? Let "WTF" be the understatement of the century with the cult classic Karin Boor, a versatile off-roader made for the undefinable. It seemed like a mad idea at the time, and the legendary Boor is nothing if not consistent. Fully Clean Eclipse Towers Apt 3 (9) #thefleecajob
Pegassi Infernus Classic Experience tells you that anything this hot must be crazy, and you're not wrong. The Infernus Classic is the kind of car that'll dazzle you with its perfect cheekbones, empty your bank account, and once you're sleeping in the wet patch it'll finish you off with a rusty machete. What's not to love? Fully Clean Eclipse Towers Apt 3 (8) #thefleecajob