Hey y’all... Life ate us right in the butt and now we gotta take a couple weeks to grow it back. So we’ll be out of commission for a bit! We are very sorry! 😞
This week’s episode gives you step by step instructions on how to get famous. It’s easy: NO NOT SAY NO TO SARAH BERNHARDT! • • • • #sarahbernhardt #podcast #arthistory #mucha #alphonsemucha #podclip #artsistory #artsistorypod #art #artpod #artpodcast #podcastersofinstagram #podpeople #ladypodsquad #prague #czech #czechart #pragueart #arthistorypodcast #herstory #feministarthistory
Have you listened to our latest episode yet? King Phillip IV was so devastated his fave court painter died that he immediately hired Velasquez and destroyed all the other paintings of himself that Velasquez did not paint!
NEW EPISODE! Juan De Pareja is my boyfriend! In this episode hear Danni gush about her BF and his soulful eyes! Key images referenced in episode (swipe): 2. Danni showing her commitment to Juan thru her swag (Link in bio) 3. Velazquez self portrait 4. King Philip IV 5. Juan De Pareja self portrait 6. Juan De Pareja “The Calling of St Matthew” 7. Caravaggio “The Calling of St Matthew” 8. The Pantheon in Rome
Yee haw y’all!
NEW EPISODE! Join Brandi as she takes us on a wacky, wonderful, traumatizing journey into a man boy’s fever dream come to life. Key images referenced in episode (swipe): 2. Brandi entering Satan’s mouth to part 3 3. Alex Jordan Jr. 4. House on the rock interior 5. Infinity room 6. Carrousel 7. The whisky barrel, religious figures, organ labyrinth 8. Mannequin orchestra 9. Screenshot from American Gods tv show filmed at the house 10. Frank Lloyd Wright’s Taliesin
Hop on, hop OFF! This local, family owned trolley tour was the ultimate way to see Savanna! 10/10
Only a month and a half into our journey and we already found our icon pic?!! Guess it’s time to head home 🤷♀️
Painting is dead! Long live painting! Have you had a chance to listen to Danni cry about her favorite painting yet?! Link in bio.
NEW EPISODE! In order to listen to this episode you’ll have to sign a statement confirming that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with Anish Kapoor, and will not give to Anish Kapoor. Key images referenced in the episode (swipe) 2. Brandi and the Bean 3. Anish Kapoor’s dangerous hole 4. Anish Kapoor flipping off Stuart Semple with his Pinkest Pink 5. Diamond Dust, glass pigment 6. Semple’s Kickstarter for blacker blackest black 7. Stuart Semple with his muggiest mug 8. Anish Kapoor’s apartment
NEW EPISODE! Mary Cassatt is the best artist and I will physically fight anyone about it! Key images referenced in episode (swipe): 2. Danni thanking god for Mary Cassatt 3. Degas’ Portrait of Mary Cassatt, Holding Cards 4. Degas’ etching of Mary Cassatt at the Louvre 5. Mary Cassatt’s “Little Girl in a Blue Armchair” (rumored to have been partially painted by Degas) 6. Mary Cassatt 7. Mary Cassatt’s “The Coiffurr” 8. Ito Shinsui’s “Applying Makeup (Kesho)” 9. Newspaper clipping from Suffragette show featuring Mary Cassatt
If you’ve listened to our latest episode you’d know that there’s no such thing as gay! No one is gay! I’m not GAY I’M JUST A LOVABLE TYKE
The @brooklynmuseum has great sister representation.
NEW EPISODE! In “All American goths wear overalls” Brandi tells us why everyone knows this painting and why it’s so easy to make fun of! Key images referenced in episode (swipe): 2. Brandi approving Goth 3. Grant Wood 4. The models with the painting 5. Spongebob Gothic 6. Windy American Gothic 7. Beavis and Butthead are American Gothic 8. Example of northern renaissance painting. “Arnolfi Portrait” by Jan van Eyck (1434)
Have you had a chance to listen to our latest episode yet? Only god can say what it’s about.
NEW EPISODE! Bend it like Beckmann. In this episode Danni talks about painting with feelings and how Wars break brains. Key images referenced in episode (swipe): 2. Danni impersonating Max 3. Max Beckmann in his studio 4. Max Beckmann and his young wife Quappi 5. 2 panels of the Departure 6. The Degenerate art show
NEW EPISODE TOMORROW!! I’m sorry if you’re feeling lost after our launch week binge but don’t worry! More content coming your way Wednesday and Friday!
Who doesn’t love some hot teens? Check out the rest of this nonsense on our episode on Echo! (Link in bio)
Have you listened to this episode yet? What paintings do you want to poop with? Let us know! For science... thanks again to my queen @mnkonigt
THANK YOU for all the support you’ve shown us for our launch week! We hope you weren’t too annoyed by our 5 day spam. Our next episode will premiere next Wednesday! Stay tuned!!
NEW EPISODE! Echo and the curse of the hot teens! In this episode Brandi gets nerdy about some Greek myths and the sisters see a big ole head!! Key images referenced in the episode (swipe): 2. Brandi meeting Echo 3. Echo from above (Brandi for size reference) 4. Echo’s view of the Olympic mountains 5. Echo and Narsissus by John William Waterhouse 1903
NEW EPISODE! Don’t say it like yehaw. In this episode Danni gets brought back to life by this indigenous show of over 200 artists! Key images referenced in the episode (swipe) 2. Danni glowing with LIFE 3. The artist @mnkonigt 4. Page from the history book featuring Helen Konig (if anyone recognized the other folks pictures let us know so we can name them!) (Otto has been named enough) 5. The book in question 6. Yupik masks 7. Helen Konig and some of her children 8. Detail shot of the red border 9. Danni at the entrance of the show! Check out yehawshow.com/ To hear Vi Hileert tell the story of Lifting the Sky
Today’s episode is a Lil Sis! That means it’s a short and sweet episode that we made because why not. Hear Danni talk about Ant Farm and Cadillac Ranch! (Link in bio)
Here’s a snippet of today’s episode! Keep on the look out because we’re posting every day in a row for 3 more days!
NEW EPISODE! Teotihuacan’s stolen chonks! In this episode Brandi uncovers the mystery of the ancient murals and how they came to be in San Francisco. Key images referenced in the episode (swipe): 2. Brandi loving art 3. Brandi lives 4. Brandi loving living 5. Detail of trees and feather snake 6. Detail of chonk 7. View of Teotihuacan ruins 8. Feather snake sculpture 9. Mayan mural
HEY! Our episode has been out for like 4 whole hours already! Don’t miss out on these hilarious bits! (Link in bio)
FIRST EPISODE! Gauguin is a bad bad nasty bad man. On this, our first episode, Danni adds fuel to her feminist fury at the de Young Museum. Key images referenced in the episode (swipe): 2. Danni experiencing the art. 3. Pissarro “Gardeuse de vaches, Eragny” 4. Degas “Dancers, Pink and Green” 5. Tehamana 6. Gauguin “Self Portrait with the Yellow Christ” 7. Peter Doig 8. Chris Ofili
TOMORROW! Get your ear holes ready for the musical talents of @amadeuskeirnan ! She made our theme music for us and we just got to meet her for the first time a couple weeks ago!
TOMORROW! TOMORROW! TOMORROW! TOMORROW!
Art sistory making its mark! Think we should do a minisode on this?? (Hint: we will)
Our trailer is out! Subscribe now! First episode drops 4/20! 🍃
In case you haven’t heard...
In case you haven’t heard...
Well we saw the thing! Time to go! #artseattlery
We are #deyoung and #debeautiful! Check our story for my bathroom review and highlights of the de Young Museum in SF!
Careful, if you don’t feed your body regularly you WILL fart birds. That’s just science.
The duality of man: is that my depression lifting or am I still asleep?
Just out here feeling annoyed as usual!!
Happy Valentine’s Day nobody!
This year I hope to get fatter than ever
Shout out your best tips for not freezing totally to death!
Take up exactly the amount of space that you should!
Byeeeeee
I see it, I like it, I want it, I fold over in a fetal position and cry into my empty wallet. 😭 #arianagrande #7rings #brokeaf
PIDERMAN
Did we roast you good?? Let us know!
In honor of @world_record_egg
Thank you @iamcovstam for all the work you do to help me study/relax #chilledcow #chillhiphopbeatstostudyslashrelaxto
Slothy is not pleased.
Y’all ever hate your boss so much you build an ass gargoyle in his church? #relatable (Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster)
Anybody else get on that sweet Sims 4 for $4.99 deal!!? Because it’s ruining MY LIIIIIFE!!!
Let’s have a 20biteen Frida would be proud of and dismantle capitalism!!
Wow! I love doing research for Art Sistory. Thanks to Bruegel I now know what it takes to be a bosom buddy. ❤️
What are your New Years resolutions? Mine is to see more butts. #bootybootybootybootyrockineverywhere
Waking up on New Years morning be like...
When you the drunk mom but it’s also New Years Eve... 💁♀️🥂🎊
Dogs with a secret! What do you think these doggos know? (We will be doing these watches at every museum! DM us your own art watch finds if you wanna!)
In order to celebrate the life of Sister Wendy we will be posting some of her sickest burns. What are some of your favorite things about Sister Wendy? Sound off in the comments or dm us all your feels about this incredible art historian. RIP
Juan de Pareja is my boyfriend! Just in time to totally miss Christmas! Check out @brandibrandybuck’s merch! We don’t really make any money off of it but it sure is cute! Link in the description 💖
TFW you’re finally able to recognize yourself in the art. #reflectionbymulan
TFW someone left a fart cloud in the museum... #fartsistory • • • • #fart #art #artsistory #arthistory #themet #artsistorypod #sisters #girls #cutegirls #sculpture
Like if you think this is actually a pipe and Magritte is full of shit! Comment if you think it isn’t a pipe and Magritte is STILL full of shit! • • • • • #artsistory #arthistory #painting #magritte #artsistorypod #modernart @lacma
Birds leveled up! No wings, no beak, no bird, no problem. 🐤 . . . #artsistory #arthistory #artsistorypod #birdinspace #brancusi #sculpture @lacma