Think if I was a cartoon character I’d be the sassy broad that everyone thought was a wing until the government came crashing down. Then they’d all flock to my witch house cottage in the woods that I share with my strapping lumberjack husband and 2 equally bizarre witchy children. They’d seek refuge on my land and I’d teach them how to grow vegetables and make bread and soup and jam and we’d drink delicious strong coffee and dance in the full moon light with crystals tucked into our pockets and we’d laugh and laugh about how life was while building our new community #movieinthemaking #makinjam #witchcottage #sundaynightmusings #idontevensmokeweed #canthisbereallifeplease
Pandora World, you are majestic! #animalkingdom #disneyworld #avatar #canthisbereallifeplease #orlando #iheartdisney #flightielife #travelagent @waltdisneyworld
You guys!!! Look at my tattoos!!! 😂😂😂 why can’t I look like a comic strip character all the time? If you try this, tag me! Also go watch @jaycuneo I’m dying! 🖤🖤🖤 #tattoo #tattoos #designer #silversmith #silversmithing #comic #comics #canthisbereallifeplease #comicfilter #comicbookfilter
#morningrunhappy #lovecoromandel #threeweekholiday #canthisbereallifeplease 😂
I feel like I’m part ☁️ part ✨ part 🐱- I mean 💁🏻♀️... Filters are getting more serious! #happyhumpday #canthisbereallifeplease #13goingon40
#snapchatselfie #filterfordays #flowercrown🌸🌺👑 #canthisbereallifeplease 🤷🏻♀️
😂😂 yasss make this real life!! #staaaahhhhpp #canthisbereallifeplease #epic #lol😂 #stopsignsremix #herestohoping #stopsigns #pleasehappen
#sotrue #canthisbereallifeplease
Covered in sea salt and drinking rum. #beachday #pirategirl #canthisbereallifeplease
So @kaity_sandberg just sent this to me. I may or may not be in love with this right now. #supernatural #sisters #yass #canthisbereallifeplease
Snapchat filters make me hot ✌🏼️😱 #canthisbereallifeplease?
Feeling pretty #canthisbereallifeplease #halloween #girlwithtattoos #missingmynaenae #lipsonpoint
I think this is a deer. But I'll pretend it's a fox. #spiritanimal #canthisbereallifeplease #ilikeyourspots #fantasticmrfox 🐺
When you waste an hour on #snapchat like you're 21 again 📸 #canthisbereallifeplease #flirtingwihthecamera
One thing I will miss about this current presidency ; hotness . #mypresidentishotterthanyours #canthisbereallifeplease #shameLESS
There has been an awakening... can you feel it? #theforceawakens #starwars #jedi #canthisbereallifeplease #jjabramsimcomingforyou
Goodbye Mediterranean Sea, it hurts to leave! #frenchriviera #missyoulilie #dontmakemeleave #favoriteplace #movinghereoneday #canthisbereallifeplease
ME in my FANTASY WORLD 🌺🌸👼 she is my spirit animal 🔮✨ #Fantasia #favoritemovieever #Disney #fantasy #canthisbereallifeplease
Awesome art from a very talented fan! Mr. Benoit Aubry (benobro.org) knows exactly what I'm into: he took a 3D rendering of one of my favorite racecars ever (Ford RS200) and covered it in my 2010-spec livery (one of my favorites). And, did a version of it performing a glorious smoky slide! So good. Nice work, Ben. #fanart #bestfans #canthisbereallifeplease #FordRS200
I never feel so alive as when I'm in a crowd of kandi kids. #takemebacktuesday #wonderland #canthisbereallifeplease #madasahatter #creeperbestfran #peacekids 😄
Shit I want this! Lmao | #weedkit #dope #canthisbereallifeplease #iwantthis #plantlife
Shut up and take my $money$ .. Why isn't this real life yet???? #deadpool #marvel #canthisbereallifeplease #fangirling #zomg
Dreamt I cared for a fledgling dragon & protected him from Dark Forces on Earth, set out to acquire the Dragons Saliva; the missing ingredient in a dark, dangerous spell. I loved him & sang to him sweet. #canthisbereallifeplease #dragonlove #deagonheartstring #trueself #unfolding #witchlore #dreamlore #folklore #spells #protections #magic #incantations #teal #scales and #dragonsnuggles
Ahhhh <3 #dirtydancing #patrickswayze #canthisbereallifeplease