Who doesn’t love a good dad joke? Follow @dadjokedatabase to hear every joke I have in my database. Like, Laugh, Follow, & Share. #dad #dads #dadjokes #dadmemes #parentinghumor #dadlife #funnydadjokes #dadjokesftw #dadlife #ilovedadjokes #dadhumor #ilaughatdadjokes #cornyjokes #dadjokes101 #epicdadjokes #dadjoke #dadjokeoftheday #cornyjokes #cheesyjokes #puns #dadsbelike #punsofinstagram #jokesforday #dadmoments #dadjokedatabase
Rollin’ by to spread the sushi love! 💕🍱 Crunch Beef Roll: Yam • Avocado • Sliced Beef • Crunch Bit ★★★★☆ Lion King Roll: Prawn Tempura • Spicy Tuna • Avocado • Potato Garnish ★★★★☆
Feeling pressed to tell you how delicious this meal was! 🍣🐟 Spicy Salmon Avocado Pressed Sushi ★★★★★
We HAVE to taco bout these tacos!! 🌮🥩 Bulgogi Tacos: Bulgogi Beef • Guacamole • Chipotle Aioli • Pickled Jalapeño • Queso Fresco • Cilantro ★★★★★ Steak Taco ★★★★★ Lobster Taco ★★★★☆
I Gochu! 🍗 🌶️ Korean Spicy Chicken: Deep Fried Chicken • Gochujang Sauce ★★★★★
I have a crudo sense of humor! 🐟 🍇 Salmon Crudo ★★★☆☆ Hamachi Tataki: Seared Hamachi • Yuzu Salsa • Truffle Pesto ★★★★☆
Life’s a beach 🏖️ #punsofinstagram
Sorry for fudging up… 🍨 🥧 Key Lime Pie: Freshly Squeezed Key Limes • Chantilly • Graham Cracker Crust ★★★★★ Salted Caramel Sundae: Chocolate Fudge • Caramel Popcorn • Whipped Cream ★★★★☆
I love sunny side-up eggs. But no matter how far in advance I plan to make one... ...I always wind up scrambling at the last minute. #WorldCircusDay, celebrated annually on the third Saturday of April since 2010, is like the big-top of holidays for circus lovers! Started by the European Circus Association and the World Circus Federation, it's a global celebration of circus as an art form. Originally European Circus Day in 2008, it became international in 2010. It's now the grandest circus party worldwide, aiming to spread the joy of circus arts and culture to everyone. The World Circus Federation invites circuses, schools, and circus-related organizations to host special events, all registered online to spread the fun far and wide. And now for today´s acrobatic joke: I used to work at the circus. I was a human cannonball until they fired me. 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 #clown #clowns #clowning #clowngirl #clowncore #clownfish #clownmakeup #clowntattoo #clownmakeuplook #Puns #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #circus #circusarts #circusstyle #circusdumbbell #circuseverydamnday #circusinternational #circusaroundtheworld
All round good time! 😉 🍕 # Swag Pizzette: Ricotta • Roasted Pepper • Kalamata Olives • Caramelized Onion • Roasted Garlic • Golden Honey ★★★★☆ Goldmember Pizzette: Caramelized Onion • Mushroom Duxelle • Truffle Oil• Yukon Gold Potato • Gruyère • Mozza ★★★★★
What are your favourite jokes that you’ve heard recently? #jokes #meme #dailyfun #funnymemes #punsofinstagram #funnyshit #jokestagram #memesoftheday
🏴☠️Sorry not sorry 🤣
😏👙🍻☀️ . . #popatop #coldone #beer #pun #punsofinstagram #barrelswag #getalilchoppy
Not much stacks up to this! 🥩🍏 Stacked Short Ribs: Hoisin & Tamarind Marinated • Sriracha • Sesame Seeds • Granny Smith Apple & Jicama Slaw ★★★★★
Slow your roll! 🦞 🥖 Mini Lobster Rolls: Buttered Brioche • Lobster • Old Bay Aioli • Celery • Onion • Lemon ★★★★★
What did the atheist beaver say when he woke up in hell? "well I'll be damned"... #InternationalBeaverDay (Today!!!) first appeared in 2008, courtesy of the folks at Beavers: Wetlands & Wildlife. They figured it was high time to shine a light on these furry engineers. Despite being a tad shy, beavers are the unsung heroes of the animal kingdom, known for their industrious nature and, let's face it, adorable antics. From building dams to munching on trees, they're like the construction workers of the animal world, only fuzzier. So, let's give a round of applause to these flat-tailed wonders and celebrate the day dedicated to their quirky charm and invaluable contributions to our ecosystems! And now for today´s woodsy joke: A beaver is eating an ice cream He has a sour look on his face. 'I wish I'd reach the stick already' he mumbles to himself. 🪵 🪵 🪵 🪵 🪵 #damit #punny #beaver #beavers #beaverdam #beavertown #beaverlake #beavercraft #beavercreek #beaverfalls #beavernation #beaverisland #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re ready to face the Reaper cushions. Now get ready to fluff up your pillows because International Pillow Fight Day is a global affair happening every first Saturday in April. TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soft battles are about to unfold from Hong Kong to Vancouver, Dallas to London. It's a free-for-all, perfect for families to join in. Plus, in many cities, proceeds go towards helping the homeless. Fun fact: The largest pillow fight flash mob occurred on March 22, 2008, during Worldwide Pillow Fight Day. Over 25 cities worldwide participated, making it the world's largest flash mob to date. In New York City alone, more than 5,000 people joined in on the feather-filled frenzy, as reported by The Wall Street Journal. Do you enjoy a good pillow fight? I know I do!!! And now for today´s fluffy joke: When you have a pillow fight with a memory foam pillow, that's a pillow fight you'll never forget. 🤍🥊 🤍🥊 🤍🥊 🤍🥊 🤍🥊 🤍🥊 #pillowfight #pillowfights #pillowfighter #pillowfighting #pillowfighters #pillowfightsgr #pillowfightnyc #pillowfightday #pillowfightchallenge #pillowfightclub #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram
You’re the uni for me! 🐟 🍱 Bara Chirashi with Uni & Toro • Added Scallop Sashimi ★★★☆☆
Roll on by this cool dining spot… takes us right to Japan! 🍣 👨🍳 Always a fun time with @onelittlefoodie Chef’s Choice 10 Pc Sushi Set: Salmon • Tuna • Hamachi • Saba • Hotate • Unagi • Sweet Ebi • Shrimp • Ika • Otoro ★★★☆☆
A job well done, @leswanfrenchdiner 🥩 🍟 Steak Frites ★★★★☆
Not another pun, for crying out loud! 🧅 😭 Onion Rings ★★★★★ Green Beans ★★★★★
Melting hearts everywhere! 🍞🐟🧀 Tuna Melt ★★★★★
Poppying by to say hello! 🧡 . . . . . #springvibes #wildpoppies #bayareawildflowers #punsofinstagram #photooftheday #sunbeforetherain
I wanted to make a Joke about a USB. But you won't get it the first time. Hey folks, it's that time of year again – just my yearly reminder to back up your files because, you know, stuff happens, and you don't want to lose all those precious memories or important work stuff, right? World Backup Day, observed annually on March 31st (Tomorrow), promotes the importance of backing up data to prevent loss or corruption. The initiative encourages individuals and corporations to take measures to protect themselves against cyber threats, hardware failures, and other risks. So off you go then! Have you backed up your stuff yet? Also HAPPY EASTER to all of you who celebrate it!!! I´m reposting some bunnies for you! 🐰🐰🐰 And now for today´s buzzing joke: I just ate my USB. It only took 1 byte. 💾 📂 🔒 🔄 📦 📱 💻 💿 #backup #backupvocals #backüp #backupplan #backuppower #backuptactical #usb #usbee #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns
I know it’s corny, but you’re my dog! 🌭🌭 Corn Dogs ★★★★★
Happy Easter Weekend!🐣🐰💕 Have an Egg-cellent Easter and take Egg-stra great care of your teeth! 🦷🪥🙌 👉Avoid sticky icky candies and head for the chocolate eggs! 👉Follow treats with water! 👉Don’t forget to brush and floss! #happyeaster #hoppyeaster #eggstravaganza #eggcellent #eggstraordinary #easter2024 #choosechocolate #avoidcavities #brushandfloss #punsofinstagram #punsoffun #pediatricdentistry #toothtips #weloveourpatients #dentallife #citykidsdentalchicago #citykidsnorthshore
Happy Easter Weekend!🐣🐰💕 Have an Egg-cellent Easter and take Egg-stra great care of your teeth! 🦷🪥🙌 👉Avoid sticky icky candies and head for the chocolate eggs! 👉Follow treats with water! 👉Don’t forget to brush and floss! #happyeaster #hoppyeaster #eggstravaganza #eggcellent #eggstraordinary #easter2024 #choosechocolate #avoidcavities #brushandfloss #punsofinstagram #punsoffun #pediatricdentistry #toothtips #weloveourpatients #dentallife #citykidsdentalchicago #citykidsnorthshore
What do you get when you throw a piano on a child? A flat minor. World Piano Day, celebrated on the 88th day of the year, unites piano enthusiasts worldwide in homage to the "king of musical instruments." This day not only honours the piano's cultural significance but also encourages pianists of all ages and skill levels to showcase their talents in public spaces. Do you play the piano? I’ve been teaching myself to play the piano by ear. It really bruised the side of my head. And now for today´s ivory joke: Why couldn't Beethoven find his piano teacher? Because he was Haydn. 🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹 #worldpianoday #piano #pianomusic #pianocover #pianoplayer #pianochallenge #pianobar #pianosolo #pianolessons #pianopiano #pianoteacher #pianotuna #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns #tuna #pianotuner
So much fun thinking of puns. Just adding to the Easter theme with a giggle. A few more coming over the next week…. Are you rolling your eyes? 😂 Will I guess yours? Let me know if I do . #punsarefun #punsofinstagram #eggjokes #EasterFunnies #eastertshirts #funnytshirtsayings #funnyteeshirts #kidsjokes #dadjokes #cornyhumor
Eggs-quisite Rococo! These Easter eggs are decked out in such fancy frills, they'll leave you feeling yolk-ed to the aristocracy. #RococoEaster #EasterEggs #easterinspo #fancy #aristocrat #PunsOfInstagram #easter #opulence #luxurury #digitalart #aiart #aigeneratedart #ailife #aiartcommunity #uppercrust #rococo #fancyeggs #punny #brushstrokesofcode
A thief walked into a theatre. He stole the spotlight. Tomorrow is World Theatre Day! #WorldTheatreDay is an annual celebration held on March 27th, dedicated to promoting the art of theatre and its importance in cultural heritage and creative expression worldwide. It was initiated by the International Theatre Institute (ITI) in 1961 to honor the power of theatre to bring people together, provoke thought, and inspire change. Do you ever go to the theatre? I used to when I was younger but not anymore... But you know, I'm actually writing a theatre script on the history of puns. It's going to be a play on words. And now for today´s thespian joke: I love using our theatre’s trapdoor... ...it’s just a stage I’m going through. 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 🎭 #Theatre #PerformingArts #Stage #Drama #Acting #Playwrights #TheatreCommunity #CreativeExpression #CulturalHeritage #ArtsAndCulture #Celebration #GlobalEvent #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns #curtaincall
Get ready to pun your heart out! I’m launching PunFun, a new business that features all sorts of products with adorable art and lovable puns. Think puns about food, animals, drinks, and pretty much anything else you can imagine! I’ll be posting new puns regularly, so stay tuned! #punfun #puns #punday #cutepuns #adorablepuns #punsofinstagram #punsoffacebook #punsoftheday #punny #punlover #punnyart #artoftheday #digitalart #foodieart #giftideas #smallbusiness #smallbusinessowner #supportsmallbusiness #punbelievable #new #brand
No way rosé! 🥔🦞🍅 Lobster Gnocchi Alla Vodka: Rosé Sauce • Tarragon • Crème Fraîche ★★★☆☆
Got the pepp in your step! 🍕🧄 Proper Pepperoni Detroit Style Pizza: Ezzo’s Pepperoni • Jalapeño • Roasted Garlic • Oregano ★★★★★
You want a pizza🍕of me? Hope everyone had a fun weekend!🫶 • • 🏷️ #pizzaofinstagram #toocheesy #punsofinstagram #punoftheday #zippypaws #weekendfun #newweek #easterweek #chippetsofinstagram #whippetsofinstagram #whippetmix #dogsinhoodies
I have a deep-seated fear of running water. Or any liquid with legs really. Yesterday was World Water Day! But I was busy celebrating seals so I´m posting this today! World Water Day was created to spotlight the planet's most essential resource. The objective of World Water Day is to secure clean water sources for every inhabitant of our globe. This day serves as a poignant reminder that billions of people still lack access to safe drinking water. As a fundamental human right, it's our responsibility to both conserve the water we have and guarantee access to those in need. Have a good weekend, everyone!!!! And now for today´s liquid joke: My friend has no running water at his house, so I felt bad and decided to send him a card. A “Get Well Soon” card. 💧🌍🚰 💧🌍🚰 💧🌍🚰 💧🌍🚰 #WorldWaterDay #WaterIsLife #CleanWaterForAll #SaveWaterSaveLife #GlobalWaterCrisis #SustainableWater #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns
Did I mention how much I ❤️ potatoes? Well I think it might have become a problem… . . . . . #potato #I❤️potatoes #foodwithfaces #funnycard #illustration #pun #greetingscard #craftsposure #makersmovement #createmakeshare #greetingcard #punsofinstagram #cardsofInstagram #makersgonnamake #birthdaycard
What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron. Every year on March 22nd, the International Day of the Seal advocates for the conservation of these magnificent marine creatures worldwide! Seals belong to a group of animals known as pinnipeds, derived from the Latin word "pinna" meaning fin, and "pedis" meaning foot. Other members of this group include walruses and sea lions. What sets seals apart from other pinnipeds is their distinct way of getting around. Unlike sea lions, they don't use their flippers for walking. On land, they often scoot along on their bellies. However, in the water, their flippers propel them with remarkable speed. Additionally, seals are known for their smaller size and quieter demeanor compared to their sea lion and walrus relatives. Do you like seals? And now for today´s watery joke: What's a seal's favourite subject? ART! ART! ART! ART! 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 #seal #sea #conservation #cute #InternationalDayoftheSeal #SealConservation #SealAppreciation #PinnipedPride #SealScoot #SealLife #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns
So de-pressed that I can’t eat this every day! 🍣 🍄 Shiitake Mushroom Pressed Sushi: Crispy Garlic • Shiso • Aged Soy Sauce • Truffle Kewpie Mayo ★★★★★
Mac-ing us drool 🤤🍔 Big M Beef Tartare: Shredded Iceberg Lettuce • Onion • Pickles • Toasted Sesame • Mac Sauce • Crispy Sesame Bread ★★★★☆
Hi Friends I’m CHICKEN on y’all today! 🤭🐣 CHICK me out, more Easter vignettes in the dining room! I’m so EGG-cited about Easter decorating! 🥳🥚 Everyone who likes to decorate for Easter put ya PAWS up! 🐰🐣 Wishing y’all an EGG-stra special and EGG-citing day! 👏🏻🥚🤩💖🙌🏻 . . #cutevintage #vintagevignettes #vintagetoyscollectibles #vintagecrafts #vintageisbetter #vintagepyrex #pyrexpassion #fleamarketfinds #vintage #vintagekitsch #kitschycute #grannychicdecor #tellusyourvintagestory #vtgvtgvtg #allthevintage #vintagelove #madeinjapan🇯🇵 #funfinds #easterdisplay #punsofinstagram #homesweethome #fortheloveofvintage #vintagestyle #vintagelinen #handmadewithlove❤ #craftedwithlove #dopaminedecor #springdecorating #childhoodmemory #eastertime
Flour, sugar, salt, water and yeast grew up together in jail. Guess you could say they were bread in captivity. March 20th is a day filled with flour-power as we celebrate #WorldFlourDay! This occasion highlights flour's vital role in our diets and overall health. From pasta to pastries, bread to biscuits, flour is the magical ingredient that brings deliciousness to our tables worldwide. For millennia, humans have been grinding grains into flour for sustenance. From ancient times, when our ancestors gathered wild oats and crushed them into coarse flour using stone tools, to today's modern milling techniques, flour is a real breadwinner! Let's toast to the wonders of flour! And now for today´s all-purpose joke: Why did the baker mix in his flour slowly instead of doing it quickly? He didn't want to whisk it. 🌾 🌾 🌾 🌾 🌾 🌾 #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns #flourpower #BreadWinner #BakeLife #FlourFun #DoughDelight #RollingInDough
Hello. I loaf you would you tell me your name? Btw. Can't talk. Stardew Valley Update 1.6 is out *_* #cat #cats #catcontent #catsofinsta #catsofinstagram #catsofig #catlover #catloafer #loaf #loafisallaround #iloafyou #catloaf #fearandloafing #punsofinstagram #punintended #thedoors #quick #quickart #quickie #doodleoftheday #doodleart #doodling #doodlingaround #doodlersofinstagram #doodler
Why are mathematicians always so happy? Because the root of their negativity is imaginary. Remember my sleepy peas from last week? Well, they just woke up and they are HAP-PEA! Tomorrow is International Day of Happiness! Yay!!!! The UN and its buddy Action for Happiness, with members from 160 countries, are the reason we celebrate International Day of Happiness. Their mission? Spreading joy worldwide! Back in 2011, the UN officially recognized pursuing happiness as a human goal alongside economic pursuits. Then in 2013, all 193 UN member states threw a party for the very first International Day of Happiness. And since then, the celebration has only grown bigger and brighter! Are you feeling happy today? And now for today´s blissful joke: I just took an IQ test and I am SO happy... Thank God it came back negative! 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 #InternationalDayofHappiness #SpreadJoy #UN #ActionforHappiness #GlobalCelebration # #happiness #happiness💕 #happinessbegins #happinessquotes #happinessisachoice #happinesseverywhere #happiness😍 #happinessisfree #happinessisachoice #happinessbeginstour #PunLovers #PunIntended #WittyWordplay #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny
Easter Bunny Takes Flight! This hoppy explorer is blasting off on a yolktastic adventure in the Egg-cellerator! Who knew bunnies could be astronauts? Where do you think the Easter Bunny is rocketing to this year? Let me know in the comments! #easterbunny #easter #kawaii #kawaiiart #easterfun #eggceleration #punsofinstagram #animalpuns #bunnylove #rocketbunny #eastereggs #springvibes #kawaiiartist #shopsmall #supportsmallbusiness #linkinbio #eastergifts #easterbasket #easterdecor #happyeater #cutebunny #eggstraspecia #teepublic #zazzle
Chili-ng out! 🌶️ 🥵🧀 Spicy Chicken & Cheese (Dakgalbi): Cabbage • Onion • Rice Cakes • Add Ramen • Gochujang • Ring of Mozzarella Cheese ★★★☆☆
I’ve benedicted to you! 🍳 🍞 🥗 Mushroom Asparagus Eggs Benedict: Toasted English Muffin • Steamed Asparagus • Sautéed Mushrooms • Poached Eggs • Hollandaise Sauce • Mixed Greens • Tri-Coloured Home Fries ★★★★★
I ❤️ potatoes. Especially potatoes wearing pants while smuggling bhajis. Doesn’t everyone? . . . . . #illustration #pun #greetingscard #foodwithfaces #craftsposure #makersmovement #createmakeshare #greetingcard #punsofinstagram #cardsofInstagram #makersgonnamake #birthdaycard #funnycard
Thanks a brunch for having us @ramonaskitchenca 🍞🍌🍓 Banana Bread French Toast • Toasted Walnuts • Sliced Banana & Strawberries • Chocolate Sauce • Maple Syrup • Nutella ★★★★★
Why do keyboards never sleep? Because they have two shifts. Happy World Sleep Day! This special day reminds us all about the magic of a good night's sleep for everyone on Earth. It falls on the Friday just before the spring equinox, giving us the perfect excuse to take a look at our bedtime rituals and maybe tweak them for the better? The fab folks at the World Sleep Day Committee initiated this day with a mission: to spread the word on ways to tackle sleep issues, making life a little brighter for everyone. Are you a good sleeper? And now for today´s drowsy joke: Kid: "Dad, I can't sleep." Dad: "Why not?" Kid: "Do you see that monster under my bed?" Dad: [looks under bed] "OMG yes!" Kid: "Well, I drank the whole can..." 😴 🤫 😴 🤫 😴 🤫 😴 🤫 #WORLDSLEEPDAY #sleep #sleep #sleepy #sleeping #sleepwell #sleepwear #sleepbetter #sleeping #sleepycat #PunLovers #PunIntended #WittyWordplay #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns #clogged
Iiiiiiiiiiit's Friyayyyyy and once again, it's raining. WTAF! I honestly can't remember a day when it wasn't raining 🙃 #soovertheweather Still, we had a bumper delivery from @katieabey to brighten up our day including everyone's favourite sweary cat socks (the least sweary featured here 🙈). Some new sweary cat magnets have joined our shelves (eeek!) along with some truly cracking new puns in the form of greeetings cards - EVERYONE needs the Victorious Sponge in their lives - and of course, a little slice of motivation and mindfulness in classic Katie style - we blooming love her! 💛🥰😍❤️ Pop in to see all the newness and brighten up your day too 💛 Have a fantabulous Friday folks! Shoponline.ourhandmadecollective.co.uk #OurHandmadeCollective #thehomeofhandpickedgifts #awardwinninggiftshop #giftshopoftheyear #giftshoppingmadeeasy #Fridayfeels #Friyayyyyy #katieabey #punsofinstagram #mindfulness #selfcare #shopsmall #shoplocal #HelloHorsforth #horsforthtownstreet #shopyourhighstreet #supportlocal #supportsmall #swearycats #swearystuff #justacard #shoppinginleeds
La luz viaja de diferentes maneras, y en todas se ve bien . . . . . . #foto #fotografia #luz #light #luna #moon #fotografo #calido #videos #contraste #punsofinstagram #arte #art #nuevo #artista #artist #teoriadelcolor #estudiantes #artes
#equity #house #americandream #money #memes #memestagram #memepage #puns #punsofinstagram #instalike #instadaily #instalove #jokeoftheday #funny #punny #aiartwork #aipuns #aiart #aiartcommunity #pesos #dinar #yen #dollar #mortgage #daily #dailylook #dailymemes #memesdaily #dailyquotes #rupees
Takes two to mango 🥭 🥥 Mango Coconut Sticky Rice ★★★★★
There's no other reason. 😉
This pizza maker has good taste in music. 😉
#puns #punsfordays #punsworld #punstagram #pun #musicpun #songpuns #punintended #punsarefun #punsforlife #punsofinstagram #musicpuns
Always a soi-lid choice! 🍜💛 Khao Soi: Braised Beef • Egg Noodle • Yellow Curry • Onion • Cabbage • Bean Sprouts ★★★★☆
I like the Mario games and all, but... I have a hard time seeing Mario as a plumber when his entire life revolves around clogging the pipes. Can you believe it´s #WorldPlumbingDay?! Every year on March 11th, World Plumbing Day reminds us of the vital role plumbing plays in keeping us healthy. When you hear "plumbing," you probably think of running water, the sewer system, and all those pipes. Now, imagine life without them! How inconvenient would it be without easy access to hot and cold water? What if you had to use an outhouse instead of your home's bathroom? It's thanks to plumbing that we have these comforts. Yay! You know, we have a tiny cabin in the Swedish countryside where we spend our summers and it actually doesn't have a WC, just an outhouse. So it´s a reminder every summer to appreciate the comforts of a modern home when we get back after our summer holiday! And now for today´s plumb joke: A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon’s house. After a two-minute job, he demanded $150. The neurosurgeon exclaimed, “I don’t even charge that amount and I am a brain surgeon.” The plumber replied, “I agree. You are right! I too, didn’t either, when I was a surgeon. That’s why I switched to plumbing." 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 #PlumbingPros #PlumbingLife #PlumbingServices #PlumbingCompany #PlumbingRepairs #PlumbingInstallation #PlumbingEmergency #PlumbingTips #PlumbingWorld #PlumbingHumor #PunLovers #PunIntended #WittyWordplay #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns #clogged
Ew light up my life! 🍜 🥦 Pad See Ew Chicken: Flat Rice Noodle • Egg • Chinese Broccoli • Soy Sauce ★★★★★
I’m very currysmatic! 🍛💚 Gaeng Keow Whan: Green Curry Tofu • Bamboo Shoot ★★★★☆
You grow girl! 🍋🌱🍍🦐 Pla Goong: Lemongrass Salad • Shrimp • Onion • Mint • Chilli ★★★★☆ Khao Pad: Pineapple Fried Rice • Curry Powder • Egg • Onion • Green Pea • Shrimp ★★★★★
Never run with a bagpipe... You may get kilt. Tomorrow is International Bagpipe Day! Every March 10th, International Bagpipe Day celebrates this special instrument. Bagpipes are woodwind instruments. Many people (me included!) link them to Scotland, Ireland, and other Celtic places. But they actually have roots in ancient Egypt. Some think Egyptians played early versions around 400 BC. They were known as the pipers of Thebes. Some historians say even the Roman emperor, Nero, played the pipes. And now for today´s musical joke: A Scotsman moves to London. “How’s the flat you’re living in in London, Alastair?” asks his mother when he calls home to Aberdeen. “It’s okay,” he replies, “but the woman next door keeps screaming and crying all night and the guy on the other side keeps banging his head on the wall.” “Never you mind,” says his mother, “don’t you let them get to you, just ignore them.” “Aye, that I do,” he says, “I just keep playing my bagpipes.” 🎷 🛍️ 🎷 🛍️ 🎷 🛍️ #InternationalBagpipeDay #internationalbagpipe #bagpipe #bagpipes #PunLovers #PunIntended #WittyWordplay #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns #windinstruments
Tofu-cking cool! Off the special menu 🥕🦐🌶️ Goong Moun: Fried Crispy Skin Tofu • Shrimp • Carrot • Chilli • Betel Leaf • Arjard Sauce ★★★★★
What happened to the firefly when she backed into a fan? She was de-lighted. Every year on March 8th, International Women's Day celebrates the accomplishments of women in society, economics, and politics worldwide. It also raises awareness globally about fairness between genders. As a BIG FAN of supporting women everywhere, let's continue to champion gender equality! Do you have daughters? I don't but I do try to raise my boys to be caring, civilised human beings (also known as equalist). And now for today´s feminist joke: It’s true women do make less money than men. But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose higher-paying jobs like doctors or lawyers. Whereas women choose lower-paying jobs like female doctor and female lawyer. ♀️ ♀️ ♀️ ♀️ ♀️ ♀️ #feminism #feminism #feminist #Feminists #feministe #feminista #feministart #feministfriday #feministartist #feministaf #feministbooks #feministquotes #PunLovers #PunIntended #WittyWordplay #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns
So punny! I’m such a sucker for a good pun. 🍩😆 #imacreep #imacreepimaweirdo #whatthehellamidoinghere #idontbelonghere #punny #punsfordays #puns #punsofinstagram #donuthumor #donuts #ikeephappy🔑
#worldbookday ☝🏽This was one of the earliest Washed Up Cards I made with plastic collected from the River Thames. I made it for my wonderful mum who adores reading and definitely shaped my love of books too despite being dyslexic. 🔹💛🔹 My silly ego nearly made me not post this picture as it’s so smudged and looks ever so basic compared to the greeting cards I make now but I got over myself and decided to share! 🔹💛🔹 Does anyone else get like that when they look back at old work /writing and think wow at the time I thought this was amazing and now I’m like errrrrr 🤔 Anyway it for shows progress I’ve made which is a nice feeling 🙂 #ThrowbackThursday #progress #lookingback #worldbookday #punsofinstagram
Why does a dyslexic man watch TV in his boredom? To combat his bedroom. I always get bored with the indecisive spring at this time of year. In fact, I found this wonderful text written by Paul Evans in the Guardian. It sums up exactly how I feel: "I stand under a dishwater sky, bone cold, cold as charity. Geese honk, hens cluck, small birds whistle without passion. The buds hold, tight-fisted, their little hopes. Between yesterday’s hail and tomorrow’s rain, the gutters run. I rummage through rattley hedges for that still point, the moment of balance where light and dark are equal, life and death cancel each other out. It’s a new beginning of sorts. Even though spring still feels as though it’s stuck up to its axles in mud, there is an urgency in the voices of birds. We agree." Even though geese aren´t a thing in Stockholm the "dishwater sky" and "yesterday’s hail" certainly are. Please, send sunshine if you have any to spare! ☀️ And now for today´s chirpy joke: How do trees feel in the springtime? Re-leaved. (I know how they feel) ⛈ ❄️ ☔️ 🌬 🌪 🌱 #springtime #springtimes #springtime🌸 #springtime2024 #springtimevibes #springtimeiscoming #springtimeflowers #sobored #soboreddd #soboredrightnow #soboard #PunOfTheDay #FunnyPuns #CleverComedy #PunLovers #PunIntended #WittyWordplay #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. Yesterday was #WorldTennisDay which aims to boost global participation in tennis. Tennis traces its roots back to the 12th century when European monks devised a handball game known as "paume." Over time, the game evolved, with players using leather gloves to hit the ball, which eventually led to the development of racquets. Did you know that in tennis, when the English say "love," they are referring to a score of zero. The term "love" in this context has uncertain origins, but one theory suggests it may have derived from the French word "l'oeuf," meaning "egg," which resembles the shape of a zero. Over time, "l'oeuf" might have evolved into the English term "love." So, when the score is "love-all" in tennis, it means the score is tied at zero for both players. Weird, right? I have never played tennis in my life but I hear that it´s quite fun! Do you know anyone who would get this wordplay? Tag them here if they LOVE tennis. And now for today´s tiebreaking joke: What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette. 🎾 🎾 🎾 🎾 🎾 🎾 #loveall #fifteenlove #love #tennis #tennisfan #tennislove #tenniscoach #PunOfTheDay #racket #FunnyPuns #CleverComedy #PunLovers #PunIntended #WittyWordplay #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns
I really don't understand why people like traffic jams... But apparently, they are lining up for it. The American inventor and entrepreneur, Garrett Morgan was born on March 4, 1877. He is best known for his invention of the three-position traffic signal, as well as his development of a smoke hood, which later evolved into the gas mask. Morgan's contributions to traffic safety and public health have had a significant impact worldwide. Moreover, Morgan played a significant role in advancing the civic and political interests of African Americans, particularly in and around Cleveland, Ohio. Do you hate traffic jams as much as I do? (And I don't even have a car...) And now for today´s roadworthy joke: Why did the girl smear peanut butter over the road? To have something to go along with the traffic jam. 🚦 🚦 🚦 🚦 🚦 🚦 #trafficlight #garettmorgan #trafficjam #trafficjams #PunOfTheDay #FunnyPuns #CleverComedy #PunLovers #PunIntended #HahaMoments #WittyWordplay #Punderful #puns #punsworld #punstagram #punsarefun #punsfordays #punsforlife #punspunspuns #punsofinstagram #punny #pun #wordplay #punnypuns #memes