Its someone's birthday today, a very, very Old pal of Joan's ๐ (meow get those claws sharpened ๐ As you know @joancollinsicon Let's just say I may sometimes have a dark, somewhat rude sense of humour (always done in the best possible taste) And always in good fun (end of the pier/ lavatorial British humour) Which would explain (picture 2) ๐ Ohhh Joan ๐๐คฃ๐ I thought we said party faces were for later, hilarious ๐คฃ Many happy returns Linda, ๐๐ #damejoancollins #damejoancollinsdbe #fashionstyle #joancollins #joancollinsdbe #joancollinstimelessbeauty #glamorous #starfashion #starquality #actresslife #actress #hollywood #icon #legend #adorable #lovethislady #dynasty #alexiscolbycarringtondexter #filmstar #lindaevans #krystylecarrington
Yes yes yes, poor old krystyle ๐คฃ How Joan deals with certain actresses who push her buttons, here we see her practising her world famous wrestling floor slam. "Take that you silly bitch" It's all done in the best possible taste ๐คฃ๐คฃ It's fun, its Thursday, it's fun TBT Thursday happy Thursday everyone ๐ damejoancollins #damejoancollinsdbe #fashionstyle #joancollins #joancollinsdbe #joancollinstimelessbeauty #glamorous #starfashion #starquality #actresslife #actress #hollywood #icon #legend #adorable #lovethislady #dynasty #alexiscolbycarringtondexter #filmstar #krystylecarrington
Krystyle has let herself go ๐คฃ No need to point Joan, we can all see lol ๐๐ Christmas cheer and festive delights to you all ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ Last post of the day ( possibly) Very happy Christmas to all my amazing friends and followers. #dazzle #damejoancollins #damejoancollinsdbe #joancollins #christmascracker #alexiscolbycarrington #krystylecarrington #stageactress #screenlegend #screengoddess #hairandmakeup #makeup #lookinggood #festive #xmastree #santaclaus #lmfao
It's been a busy week, and I've almost missed TBT, so here she is the most beautiful person, the one and only @joancollinsdbe Festive season is in full swing, so keep your eyes open for "Joan on the phone Friday" It's a special Christmas cracker episode not to be missed tomorrow. Again I'm sworn to secrecy so don't ask silly bitches ๐ Watch this space ๐ #damejoancollinsdbe #damejoancollins #joancollins #joanonthephone #glamorous #actress #actresslife #screengoddess #screenlegend #actingroyalty #hollywood #hollywooddreams #dynasty #alexiscolbycarrington #krystylecarrington #watchthisspace #nottobemissed #dramatic #drama
Joan was thinking about going into Pantomime this year (here she is on the steps waiting for her shoe to fall off) it's Cinderella and things are going very well with rehearsals....... Just a few minor points to go through and finalize with Brian the stage hand, a pumpkin for the last scene now where the hell are they going to get one it's so late in the season just after Halloween. Joan had an idea, a brilliant one she knew the very person ...... Krystyle.... krystyle where are you ? She's behind you Joan ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ #damejoancollinsdbe #damejoancollins #joancollins #joancollinsdbe #joancollins #pantomime #stagedesign #actresslife #actress #cinderella #pumkin #krystylecarrington #alexiscolbycarrington #alexiscolby #saturday #film #starquality #starstudded #glassslipper #fairytales #funny #christopherbiggins #dame #dazzle #theatre
It's all about to kick off (I see clumps of hair being extracted and cat fights before bedtime) Madam was on the phone apparently one of the neighbour's "witnessed" something being slung from a window and called krystyle to let her know, Joan wasn't having any of it and went into full on Italian mode gesturing "Che vuoi?ย " or for us brits .โ"what do you want?" Joan was still in Italian mode after having a tasty Italian the night before (check previous daydream post) deciding what to cook for Percy, Joan decided to take the higher ground, she is after all a true professional "sorry wrong number " and slammed the phone down "sciocca cagna" or as Joan would say "silly bitch" Hey hey its truly a fun Saturday ๐ #joanonthephone #joancollins #fullonglam #catfight #dramatic #dynasty #sillybitch #sillybitches #lolmemes #funny #elegant #fashionstyle #fashion #stylish #lovethislady #motivation #positivevibes #italy #italia #gesture #hollywoodhills #hollywood #hollywooddreams #krystylecarrington #alexiscolbycarrington
DJC couldn't keep a straight face for this photo shoot (she's about to lol again ๐) after finishing a delicious fresh minty chewing gum, what choice did she have ? Had to spit it out somewhere. Unlucky for krystyle later as she struggled to get a brush through that bleached frizz (something seemed to be stuck up in the back of her hair) "Ohhh krystyle you silly girl never turn your back on her" Lol ๐๐คช๐ #joancollins #damejoancollinsdbe #damejoancollins #joancollinsdbe #joan #dynasty #alexiscolbycarrington #krystylecarrington #funny #hilarious #drama #screenlegend #englishactress #hollywoodhills #hollywooddreams #legend #denver #glamourshots #photooftheday #photo #laughing #behindyou
As bonfire night was already in full swing Joan realised she forgotten to arrange for a burning effigy to sling on top of the bonfire (she had already slung out some old rags earlier that week, an old check jacket, beige turtleneck jumper and a used pocket hanky) for the life of her though she couldn't find them anywhere, she could smell a rat, something wasn't right ...... "Come on krystyle I've got a surprise for you in the back garden' ๐๐ Happy bonfire night everyone ๐ฅ๐ฅโจ๐ฅ๐๐ #joancollinsdbe #damejoancollins #joancollins #joanonthephone #damejoancollinsdbe #fireworks #guy #guyfawkes #fire #dazzle #sparkle #dynasty #alexiscolby #alexiscolbycarrington #krystylecarrington #actresslife #drama #catfight #rememberremberthe5thofnovember #november
Joan's face when she finds out it's not actually Tiffany it's from (claire's accessories) never one to miss an opportunity, she remembers that "silly bitch" Krystyle has an upcoming birthday...... this is the perfect gift , after all she always did have Joan's cast off junk ๐๐ Have a great weekend guys! #damejoancollinsdbe #damejoancollins #joancollins #joancollinsdbe #joancollinstimelessbeauty #fabulouslady #gorgeous #sophistication #alexiscolbycarrington #alexiscolby #krystylecarrington #sillybitch #funny #gracefull #charming #jewellery #diomond #accessories #bargirls #hollywood #actresslife #actress #dynasty
You can't see it but she's there (just out of shot) bloody krystle sniffing about again, one flick of Joan's perfectly manicured nails and that blonde frizz is history. You see smoking is bad for you ๐คฃwell for that silly bitch at least ๐คช๐คฃ๐ If you haven't already seen it check out @joancollinsdbe And @joelycett when Joan shows how to do the perfect Dynasty bitch slap "silly bitch " ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ #damejoancollinsdbe #damejoancollins #joancollins #joancollinsdbe #dazzle #slap #catfight #screenlegend #screenicons #krystylecarrington #alexiscolby #alexiscolbycarrington #dramatic #actresslife #fabulouslady #fabulous #actress #holllywood #hollywoodactress #lasangeles #glamorouswomen #strongwomen #amazingwoman
Here we have Joan reading the riot act to Krystyle (Joan has already warned her several times not to push her luck) Krystyle being slightly dramatic goes for Joan's lovely new blouse, so Joan has to retaliate and goes for that awful hair almost ripping it right off her head, (it's so frazzled after years of bleaching) and then we have Krystyle trying to make up .......sorry Krystyle Joan's doing her hair and cant be interrupted ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Happy Saturday everyone ๐ #damejoancollinsdbe #joancollinstimelessbeauty #joancollins #joancollinsdbe #krystylecarrington #alexiscolbycarrington #alexiscolby #dynasty #catfight #bitchy #bitchface #dramatic #hollywoodactress #drama #holllywood #bitchplease #englishactress #actresslife
Joan's picking up on signals again ( each time that bitch Krystal is near) she senses it through her diamond earrings. "Ohh Krystal will you never learn" ๐๐๐ #damejoancollinsdbe #joancollinstimelessbeauty #joancollins #damejoancollins #alexiscolby #alexiscolbycarrington #alexis #lindaevans #krystylecarrington #bitchface #dynasty #dramatic #dropdeadgorgeous #fabulous #hollywood #holllywoodstudios #fight #catfight #drama #oldschoolglamour #stunninglady
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