💚Nay Nays Baby Shower 💚 Lovely afternoon spent showering my beautiful friend of many many years for the pending arrival of her baby boy 👶. Prosecco was sunk, cakes were consumed , shitty nappies were smelt & lots of gifts were given 😍. We can't wait to meet you baby 🥰 #showeringthebabymumma #prosecco #sweetsformysweets #cakelover #barb #bumpstyle #shitsniffer #throwingitback #babylove #saturyays
Thought I’d do a quick’n’easy post as it’s been a while, but it’s also my ‘time of the year’ (i.e. my heavy feather moult, which leads to omnipresent ornithological orneriness). This pic is one from the archive and plenty has already been written and said about this absolute shitweasel. My humans used to just think of him as a bit of comic relief in the world of politics, like the clown between acts at the circus or Nigel Farage 🤡 Then the Tories started putting him in charge of actual things, until one of those things was the entire flipping country! My dad said that he ‘wouldn’t let that arsedumpling run a bath, let alone a supposedly civilised, 21st century, western democracy.’ Anyway, I like how it looks like he has half a handlebar ‘poostache’ in the picture 💩 Godspeed, y’all 🦜👋 #bojotheclown #notmypm #torybastard #shitsniffer #poostache #etonmess #poopart #shart #shartist #shartoninstagram #artbybirds #natureart #shitography #poopingitforthegram #contempooraryart #artistsoninstagram #artoninstagram #cockatiel #cockatielsofinstagram #birds #birdsofinstagram #pootography
Poo sniffers society #dog #asshole #sniff #brownnose #shitsniffer #cockerspaniel #
Sorry I’m on an Instagram ban again🙄 I ran off to say hello to some new friends at the park.. but they were scared of me and ‘be nice’ cause we were very loud at asking them to play .. momma was vey angry and we left the park 🤬 so heres a pic of ‘get down’ as hes just a brown nose 🤭 #brownnose #shitsniffer #chorkiesofinstagram #naughty #disappointed #sneekylil #petsofinstagram
#brownnoser #shitsniffer #teacherspet any @mma_no_context missed?
Monday walk by the river We'd told Brydie to watch she doesn't step in poo, she then proceeded to tell anyone walking past "We're looking for dog poo" all whilst carrying a net and frantically sniffing the air. Brilliant. 🐶💩 #monday #downbytheriver #watchthepoo #shitsniffer #herefisyfishy #darlathatyou #toddlertyrant #bemorebrydie
Captain underpants #stillsnacking #shitsniffer
THROWBACK! I can sniff out 💩 crap a mile away...I like to try get the poo out before the humans get to it and throw it away😒 #crapdetector #poodetective #shitsniffer #poopinvestigator #babypoop #poop #diaper #nappy #happyhumpday🐪🐫 #instagood #instagram #instadaily #dogsofinstagram #dog #beaglesofinstagram #beagle #houndsofinstagram #hounddog #hound #snifferdog #scentdog
I'm so extra 😭🤪 #goofymama #myfurrybaby #shitsniffer #blacklab #winwin #bigboy
I thought it was dogs that sniffed asses? #cat #cockerspaniel #shitsniffer
When you just want some alone time. #badfetish #degenerate #societiesfinest #makesmotherproud #jasonelkins #comedy #newrockboots
“What the hell are you looking at?” #shitsniffer
Happy Monday Y’all.....but you’re a roadie, so days have no meaning....actually...life has no meaning. #groundhogday #progiggin #nihilism #shitsniffer
Chap lips my ass‼️ #shitsniffer #hefelloutafter #KINGPETTY 🤷🏾♂️😆🤭🤔
I thought I was so cool a decade ago. #oldheadshotday #oldheadshot #adaylate #shitsniffer
My little princess watching me pass out candy... so sweet. Kitty litter on the nose and everything lol. #shitsniffer #halloween #trickortreat #sphynxlove #sphynxlair #sphynx #sphynxlife #hairlesscats #hairlesscatstagram #sphynxofinstagram #mylittleprincess
#inktober #pen #ink #illustration #drawing #blackandwhite #hatching #shitsniffer #cuntlumppiss #day #america #666 #deathday
So why was this pretty creature being tortured by flies and bees? Because he was sitting on a turd, that's why. #dungbeauty #shitsniffer #beautyisasbeautydoes
Found these today as well. Old #button #concepts WARNING: they get grosser as you go on #colic #micron #colorpencil #orginalart #smokedout #lazyeye #butthead #shitsniffer #pantsoffdanceoff
What a day with these two amazing ponies #shitsniffer & #twatwaffle! Always #adventuretime with the wonderful @fayemiller7 🐎🙆🏼👏🏼🌎 #loosehorse #herhorseisadick #justalongfortheride #partymath #bananamicrophone #napworkout #wishingforcake #beerandkale #weekendadventures
Strange show this winterwatch. #shitsniffer #winterwatch
@udown is it possible to win a custom prize pack with only da💩? Contest on now...repost and tag @udown to win! #repost #udown #contest #pickme #shitsniffer #supportlocal #hawaii #yourstoryhi
Totally creepin... #littlebuddy #lovethispup #keeponkeepingon #kingofcatshiteating #shitsniffer #ontheprowl
Long desert walks with a beautiful Sunset and an epic little buddy. #longroads #longwalks #livingitup #littlebuddy #lovethispup #kingofcatshiteating #shitsniffer #blueheeler #acd #cattledog #talkingwithgod #kickingrocks #clarity
Long walks, beautiful sunset, happy dog. #brecklife #blueheeler #breckerwrecker #livingitup #lovethispup #kingofcatshiteating #shitsniffer
Billy goat breck. #lovethispup #kingofcatshiteating #brecklife #blueheeler #shitsniffer #breckerwrecker #livingitup #littlebuddy #vagaslife
Mi cuzin bruther Eustess Jerald Munsen. He werk fer siddie kleen terd tanks. Him sais erryday shittie shituashun. Him lyke it thow. Him sais him lyke terd smail now hes got yoused 2 it. Puttin up with ur shit sense '86. #ripeustess #shitspeshulist #shitsniffer #siddiewerker
My chick bad💕
@theopatrick2 #mcm #hessingleladies #comeandgetit #shouldbeeveryonesmancrush #ocmd #throwback #shitsniffer #bigdogsgottaeat #ihavethebestfriends #delaware 😍❤️👏🇺🇸🍻😭
#tbt #takemeback #ocmd #seacrets #delawarereunion +Meg #shitsniffer #smellmyfingers #weshouldntbeallowedinpublic #goodthingsgoodpeople #bigdogsgottaeat #merica 😍🍻🇺🇸 ❤️👍
Obsessive Louie #upsidedownface #shitsniffer #crazydog
Busted @achaleiwa #shitsniffer
His mom huffed cat feces.... #icp #insaneclownposse #shitsniffer
She likes to stare at me when I shit and likes to smell my shit too #virginmarry #shitsniffer #christ #christcunt
All I wanted was a picture retake!!!! #bowling #shitsniffer #rude
Love these boys!! #bowling #bulls #shitsniffer
😊❤