National Rescue Dog Day! 🥰 I was lucky enough to be rescued by a twatwaffle and a noodle pony from Greenacres Rescue 🐾 I don't own them...I am their guardian for as long as they need me. I am responsible for their wellbeing and safety. It is my job to protect them and to ask others to respect my requests in regards to their protection and safety. This is their home and you are invited into it. They keep me sane and drive me insane! They keep me company but never leave me alone! They steal my food but I'd give them my last piece of chicken! They take up 3/4 of the space in my super king size bed but I would sleep on the sofa if they needed it. Some people say they're spoilt. Not at all... they're my family! 🥰🐾 #rescuedogs #rescuedontbuy #PoopyTheTwatwaffle #MinnieMooTheNoodlePony #soulsavers #NationalRescueDogDay #dogsarefamily #rescuedogsofinsta #twatwaffle #noodlepony @twatwaffle_adventures @greenacres08
Our hooman isn't functioning at 100% at the moment which is great for us because she's at home! 🥳😉 She rescued us and we rescue her right back! 🧡 So today started with a cwtch on the sofa followed by lots of bone chewing and lots of time in, what she calls, The Wilderness Garden! 💚 It's very nice out there but she puts me on a training lead just because I'm a twatwaffle!! 🙈 The noodle pony has these weird, zoomy moments...not sure why she thinks she's a show jumper though!! 🤷🐴🐾 #rescuedogs #rescuedogofinstagram #terrierlife #jackrussell #corgi #lurcherlife #greyhound #saluki #rescuedontbuy #rescuedontshop #orangedogs #twatwaffle #noodlepony #dogsarefamily #canineadventures #dogwalking #doggyadventures #twatwaffleadventures @hefsevs
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ just sayin’!! Have a great day!! #greatday #funshirts #sayings #laugh #dontbe #hippo #twat #saurus #cunt #hippotwatamus #twatwaffle #cuntasaurous
What a #twatwaffle @buttkicker7
My new favorite little twat waffle 😻 #collageonfabric #collageonwood #catsofinstagram #twatwaffle #kittygram
Just don’t. 😂💀 • • • #dwyerdecor #etsyshop #woodsigns #woodworker #handmade #homedecor #shopsmall #signmakers #clarksville #localclarksville #clarksvilletennessee #clarksvilletn #clarksvillehomes #tennesseehomes #clarksvillerealtor #clarksvillemoms #fortcampbell #handmadeintennessee #nashvillegram #nashvillemaker #nashvillemakers #ntn #nashville #nashvilletennessee #nashvilletn #tennesseemade #tennesseevendors #realtorgifts #dontbeatwatwaffle #twatwaffle
"Look at the stars, see how they shine for you... TWAT" Funny Birthday card for a friend #twat #twaters #twatwaffle #stars #starsigns #shine #ShineOn #ShineBright #shinealight #friendbirthday #friendsbirthday #friendsbirthdaycelebration #funnycard #funnycards
Can't we get it to shut up? . . . #twatwaffle #douchnozzle #shutup #gagorder #itkeepsyapping #dailychallenge #dailyprompt #dailydraw #paperart #paperplate #paperplateart #365daydrawingchallenge #drawingaday #justdraw #sketch #sketchbook #sketchbookdrawing #sketchbookart
RECENTLY I HAVE MOSTLY BEEN DOING ….. STUFF #twatwaffle #gig #gigs #kewgardens #battersea #trinitybar #playing #littlevenice #out #park #posing #summer #smiley #exhibitions #hydepark #punk #punkrock #areyoujohnnyrotten #goodcompany #wolvesaywe @blue_tulip17 @healthy_junkies
Finished more of the suggestions from my story a few days ago! #cats #oswald #twatwaffle
Don’t be a #twatwaffle ! Rainy days at Soda City are THE BEST! Come buy some mugs! 😁 #columbiasc #shoplocal #sodacity #coffeelover
Two in one night?? The Al Gore rhythm is going to kill me for two in one day. Having too much fun with this, though. Do you like the coloured background or the white backgrounds more? #twat #twatwaffle #handlettering #typography #cursive #deathmetalpopart #adorablyoffensive #insertrelatedhashtaghere
Just want to let my “fact checker” prob this person…or someone that looks a lot like her… That I’m gonna keep posting FACTS about vaccines….and how they have killed babies…all I can. And they can keep “fact checking” it all they want. #heyfactchecker #checkthis #libtard #catlady #problistenstotaylorswift #readtheconsitution #eatmeat #veganismkillsbraincells #twatwaffle #vaccineskill
Profanity manatee- piss flaps / twat waffle #manatees #manateesofinstagram #pissflaps #twatwaffle #profanity #swears #swearing #illustratorsoninstagram #illustrationart #illustration #artistsoninstagram #artist
What is going on today. Omg. They're just missing some blue to the waffle Omg Eileen shut up lol #twatwaffle #bluewaffles #bluewaffle #blu_wafflez
My mumma was trying to work but I had different ideas 💡 #frenchbulldog #frenchie #oneeyeddog #rosiebones # #dogsofinstagram #frenchiesofinstagram #workfromhome #needydog # #twatwaffle
When it's chilly outside in April, I'm just gonna warm up by this cosy fire and purr like I am cat to my mums attention because I'm so needy! #dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog #frenchieofinstagram #oneyeyeddog #needydog #twatwaffle #rosiebones #logburner #chilly #frenchies
Who doesn't love a good Twat Waffle?!? We got twat waffles galore over here! 🤣🤣🤣 #ilovemydog #dogsofinstagram #twatwaffle #brixtixbakery #bakeryfordogs #tastytreats
Number 3 (probably my favourite 😂) Don’t Be A Twatwaffle 🧇 #dontbeatwatwaffle #twatwaffle #magnet #rudemagnets #magnetmould #keyingmould #keychainmould #rude #funnymoulds #rudemoulds #keyringmoulds #keychainmoulds #hairdresser #daddy #siliconemould #siliconemouldsuk #siliconemolds #resin #resinart #resinartist #funnygift
Tag whomever this reminds you of in the comments 🤣🤣🤣 . . . . #twat #twatwaffle
Here is the glass one for everyone who asked how it turned out AND All of you who didn't ask to get this IN YOUR FACE, a wednesday afternoon You're all very very welcome<3 I didn't name it yet. Need to think more about that. Thank you to @formbarglass for the opportunity!<3 After a LOT of testing I managed to take photos of it too<3 But alas, insta won't let me use normal words so here is the latest #fisse #box #muff #beaver #furburger #snatch #puss #popkin #twatwaffle #ithinkyougetthepicture Feel free to add more juvenile words in comments
Here to educate and entertain. #twatwaffle #funword #gretchensoccasionalgiggle #learnwithgretchen
Secretary birds have the longest legs of any bird of prey, and they use these beauties to stomp snakes to death. They are also the only birds of prey that hunt on the ground instead of the air, and they are the most bad ass of twat waffles. #twatwaffle #birdsofinstagram #secretarybird #animalfactoftheday #collage #collageonwood #animalcollage
🎉 🎈 A BIG BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY Ran Ran! IDk how I’d do life with out you! I LOVE YOU & SO PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE! Ox Enjoy your day! #twatwaffle #cumdumpster 🤣🤷🏼♀️🎉 🧁 #Herbachloretteparty 🎈
This sold before I had the chance to post it here. But it needs sharing anyway 😂 #ponyandtrapp #etsy #etsyuk #etsyseller #smallbusiness #rudeplates #etsykent #giftidea #homedecor #homedesign #rude #sassy #gallerywall #interiordesign #alternativehome #twat #waffle #twatwaffle
Testing out new type and using these fab vintage cards I got from @jeremywinkworthletterpress at the Stroud Goose! What's your favourite shakespearean-esque insult? #letterpress #twatwaffle #stroudwayzgoose #type #insults
Latest stickers available now… #snafucustoms #twatwaffle #customsticker
#thatisall #youreatwat #twattwattwat 😅 #twatwaffle #twatface #twatasaurous🤣🖕
UPDATE……. Little shit pulled a fast one on me….. #twatwaffle #faker #littleminx #myminime
Best bumper sticker haha 😄 in line with twat waffle #bestbumperstickerever #rofl #goodgiggle #twatopotamus #twatwaffle #dontbeatwatopotamus
Things with people #bestie #twatwaffle
Share a straightforward message with the 'Don't Be a #Twatwaffle' #cosmeticbags at #LizzyLooDoo in #OcalaMall! 🛍️😄 Keep it real, keep it stylish. Available now! #TwatwaffleAlert
A “twatwaffle” sticker?! Perhaps this is what’s been missing in my life? #smartassandsass #twatwaffle #stickers
Any cookie hustlers out there? I'm having a dough-licious sale! ㅤ Cookie cutters are now just $4.50 each (formerly $10) for the month of March! ㅤ So many to choose from- 4:20, Babies, Animals, Horror Characters, Bachelor/Bachelorette, Kids Characters and an oven-load more! Suit up your aprons, and let's get this dough rolled! ㅤ What are your favourite cookies to inhale? I love anything lemon or shortbread! ㅤ #shoplocal #funnyshit #magicalshit #fonthill #pelham #smallbusiness #marketsquare #lol #amazing #cookiecutters #cookies #baking #somuchfun #hugevariety #sale #bakers #lovetobake #1433pelhamstreet #420 #twatwaffle
😂😂😂 why? #twatwaffle @license_plate_laughs #licenseplate #licenseplates #vanityplate #vanityplates #wtfock #wtflicenseplates #humor #funnylicenseplates
Cross stitch for my friend , #twatwaffle
This beauty wraps up the week of the TWAT WAFFLE. Hope y'all enjoyed it as much as I did. #twatwaffleweek #twatwaffle #collageart #shellart #assemblage
It’s Friday. #cuntasaurous #twatwaffle #makeitgreat #friday #weekend #weekendvibes
This week brought to you by: TWAT WAFFLE I have nothing to say about this piece, other than chunky glitter is my new frenemy #monarch #butterfly #twatwaffleweek #twatwaffle #chunkyglitter #shellart #assemblage
This week brought to you by: TWAT WAFFLE Happy Galentine's Day to all my lovely twat waffles. You are so loved! #galentinesday #valentines #twatwaffleweek #twatwaffle #shellart #collageart #assemblage
#leeradziwill didn’t die soon enough. What a miserable woman and an embarrassment. #kennedyfamily #scab #twatwaffle
Hockey parents are the freaking BEST! 🏒🤣 After last week's ugly loss, I called the parents of the other team Twatwaffles because that was the ONLY word I could come up with to summarize their atrocious behavior during and after the game. Today, after our shut out win, a parent presented me with this coffee mug! I laughed so hard!!! I'm going to be so bummed when this season is over. I genuinely love the parents and kids! #twatwaffle #10uhockey #dontbethatparent #hockeylife #hockeymomlife
Brand new commissioned piece, still fresh and shiny. That kitty has the perfect twat waffley face 😻 #twatwaffle #shellart #assemblage #catsofinstagram #sofreshandsoclean #britishshorthair
Sunrise, sunset, pool time, fabulous food and drink, incredible gifts from dear friends #backyardclassics, new friends Gucci, Ira, and Boba, and finally the best license plate I have EVER Seen! #lexi.pound, #twatwaffle
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Guarantee dudebro is a virgin #skimask #pokemon #grandma #crochet #knit #virgin #protest #imhelping #twatwaffle
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🤣🤣 #scallywag #twatwaffle 😂😂
#word #wordsofwisdom #wordstoliveby #barkingbiker #boredbiker #2023 #twatwaffle #quote @yamahawomanjen #stack #stackit #winter #rambling
#wordstoliveby #words #barkingbiker #boredbiker #factsoflife #instalike @yamahawomanjen #twatwaffle I'll hold no one to these expectations again, trust no one but yourself
Yay, it's NYC in 35mm