😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 “sEGGSci” Puns are fun You are the lame ones you don’t get it? the Devil got it’s egg on. An eggsorcism. the right to eggercise it. Don’t scramble your brain I like mine sunny-sided. Rhymes about eggs? Pluck it! ok 🤷🏽♀️ Chicken aborted? Nah, that chicken’s slain. Kidnapped the bubs Hatched eggs get left. They powerless beheaded, de-feathered, fried, dressed in a seasoned flour bath i think i’m hungry Do potatoes have a soul as well? Is it crunchy too? i’ll take one whole…leave the shell? Skins i mean, i’m lying… i’ll take two 🤤🤤 it’s not just the cookies it’s really ALL the foods! 🥘 🍔🌭🌯🌮🥗🌯🥪🍕🍟🥓🍗🥗🍱 I don’t even care if they touch each other anymore, that’s how greedy i am now. Too greedy for OCD 😂🤣 it still creeps me out but i CLEAN plates. i don’t really eat bread anymore but i get the convenience of “sopping” things up with biscuits. *Not cause of the taste, but because i need to ingest EVERY speckle of juice and EVERY damn dash of seasoning that i paid for without going directly face to plate to get it. Crumbs are the only thing that me and Cookie (**he lets me call him that 😊) disagree on. EVERY CRUMB GOES INTO MY BELLY! This isn’t gluttony. It’s just wasteful not to. But… What a cruel world to give a cookie addiction to a monster without teeth 🥺🥺 Anyway this what came out of my seggsci brain… I apologize for the asterisks 😶😶 *Soggy bread is NASTY as hell and whoever likes it like that is NASTY as hell as well! AND there is a special, spot IN hell reserved for your NASTY soggy, bread eating asses, with ya your NASTY asses! 🤨🤨 to be clear, the bread is not eating actual derrières. A figurative Donkey is SLURPING down chunks of tainted, re-reversed dough pieces! i’m gagging myself rn 🤮😂 **Cookie Monster don’t know my ass. Is probably actively seeking legal ways to stop me from bringing him up in public… But i love him!!!! 😫😭🥹 #poeticism #poeticist #twasbutaprism #but #itwaseggcellent #saiditlike #homeboy #to #smithers #indexfingers #triangled #butthe #eyes #theysay #comehither #iwould #andyoushould #get #entangled #withher #rhymes
Yay!!! Andrew and I got the different jerseys! I am excited to get the Ultimate Home Jersey @tmobilepark even though I used AC in the car to get here but super cold in the park. We need some of those red heat lamps at the ADA 100 level. The wind whips through here.... #TrueToTheBlue #SeaUsRise🔱 #SeaUsRise #GriffeyBobblehead #AddoLove #MSsucks #ButThe MarinersHelp
1 1/2 Tage, 9 Songs - da hab ich sogar meinen eigenen Rekord (wenn ich mich recht erinnere - 9 Basic Tracks in 2 Tagen mit @mr_misaa ) gebrochen. Und das ohne auch nur ein Auge zuzudrücken! Lektion: Üben zahlt sich aus, wer hätte das gedacht? Es ist natürlich noch ein weiter Weg bis zu einem fertigen Produkt, aber das Fundament ist gelegt. Mehr Impressionen in Kürze. 1&2 Experimente mit dem Selbstauslöser. Lektion: Gegens Licht fotografieren ist eine "Künstlerische Entscheidung" 3 - Mein wünderschönes Ludwig Classic Maple 4 - Die besten Freunde eines Schlagzeugers: Snares! Hier abgebildet: Ludwig Black Beauty 14x5, Ludwig Acrolite 14x5, Pearl Free Floater Maple 14x6,5. Sowohl Acrolite als auch Free Floater dürften um 1980 produziert worden sein, bessere Snares hätten es für den Früh 80er Sound gar nicht sein können. Wie sie sich wohl mit Gated Reverb vertragen? 5 - Fotos machen während @capjohannes mikrofoniert. Bis Bald & Don't Get Captured, Tim Townes #drums #recording #blackwhite #ludwigdrums #meinlcymbals #butthe #zildjian #newbeatsstayon _________________________________________ ENGLISH VERSION: 1 1/2 days, 9 songs. I might just have beaten my personal best - 9 basic tracks with @mr_misaa if I recall correctly. And editing will not be an absolute nightmare! It turns out that practice really is useful - who would have thought. Long way to go, but the foundation is there and it's damn solid. More impressions soon!
The Shracoons! Not only do they have a great taste, are the cutest little fellas, know how to relax, but they also now that just because you trashcan, doesn’t mean that you trashshould. However, don’t you worry, they believe in you. When it’s about dreams there is no trashcan’t (especially when your dreams are food and bed). The wisdoms of the shracoons is endless (but only until 9pm or so and definitely not earlier than 2 pm in the morning). They know about the past, know that it is shit, but don’t you worry! There is still plenty of room to fck up your future as well. Looking at the news that actually no hard task. Quite difficult to exist in this economy. You know what? Just fck it, give up, maybe try again tomorrow. If the signs are better…if… #SHRACOONS #mushroomart #racoon #racoonart #dottingart #fusion #imtryingmybest #iamtaken #asajoke #amstudying #butthe #stu #issilent #blankymode #iwillexistlater #intheend #mybirthstoneisrockbottom #andinmydefense #iwasleftunsupervised
2024.1.25 남편이 주문해둔 딸기생크림케키. 엄청 무겁더니만. 와우. 진짜 맛있어👍 김밥과 돌체라떼로 시작한 여행. 휴게소 간식. 호텔 모듬회서비스. 닭강정까지. 회…드시는 곳인데. 오리랑 토끼는 왜..?? #오늘의먹거리#생일상 #써프라이즈케키 #생크림딸기케키#진짜맛남 #강릉 #butthe#버떠케이크 #고맙소서방 #오리토끼#횟집아닌가요 #너네여기왜있어 #photobyYoon
<3 #lovequotes #romancebooks #soapshop #makelovenotwar #lastchristmasigaveyoumyheart #butthe #art #loveart #heart #love #nikiminajbooty
#newyork #nyc #manhattan #5thavenue #lifestyle #shopping #butthe #beautiful #things #streetphotography #themoment #fashion #brand #fashion brand @zara
Life is batter with a sprinkle of love." #photooftheday #photography #instaphoto #photoshoot #instagram #instalike #instadaily #butthe #mraddu
Stories from these amazing nomad people and their lifestyle..... Meark Women spinning wool 🧶using traditional spindle When you can work from anywhere, every day is a new adventure 🗺️✨ #remoteworktravel #nomadstories #nomadicpeople #lovenaturalyarnshade #localyakandsheepwool #handwork #lovefromheart #highlanders #himalayas #happyface #bhutan #merakfamily #lovetheir #traditionaldresses... #butthe #colourcombination #theyarewearing #boldcolor #withtheirdress #suitsthembeautifully
- 빅토리아케이크 비주얼 #모야모야
Happiness is ✨ #a #prefurnished #tent #butthe #furniture #isall #soft #squishy #fuzzy #items #thatican #lieon #butalso #easily #rearrange #withmy #paws #also #talkaboutan #upgrade #thistentmodelhaswindows #crossventilation #feelsamazing #sorry #littledudette #thistentisminenow #goldendoodle #doodle #morristown #may
“Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.” - Alexander Smith #love #discovery #discoveryofourselves #others #delight #recognition #but #butthe #alexandersmith #alexandersmithquote #1percentbetter #onepercentbetter #1percent #onepercenter #heartsign #sandile #pokemongo #pokemongosandile Please follow & like, thank you!😁🙏❤️
Small rocky islands. Clear-blue, tropical-looking waters. Uninhabited and beautifully white sand beaches. Secluded bays, overlooked by colourful heathland of gorse & fern. And all at times, a little windswept! If ever there’s a picture that encapsulates the Isles of Scilly, it is probably this. 14/9/2022 #Tresco #IslesOfScilly #NotTheCaribbean #ButThe #UK
Good morning. The Princess said, "Once we start something, that start we can't go back and we do. But, the way the rest of the day goes, and the ending, is still controlled by you." #goodmorning #oncebegun #thestart #cannotredo #butthe #restoftheday #theending #iscontrolled #byyou #princessfoxyladyofmaine #annieandnatalie #darciemae #yourmainefamily
#lookatyou #looking #hi #dog #puppy #blackjacket #whitefoot #cutedog #together #lunch #cafehabana #habana #nyc #newyorkvibe #newyorkcommunity #soho #manhattan #allday #shots #butthe #beautifulthings @cafehabana
#reading #book #cafe #mood #fashionlook #chillvibes #atmosphere #nyc #nycsoho #manhattan #alldayshots #butthebeautiful #things #butthe #beautiful #coffeshop #rings #jewelry #sohocoffee #gregoryscoffee #gregory @gregoryscoffee
#March2023 #yourgriefisyourown #itmay #sneakup #inmoments #thatfeel #inconvenient #butthe #lossofsomeone #youlove #was #neversomething #thatwas #inconvenient #soyour #grief #wontbeeither #youwillgrieve #youwillcry #youwillbreakdown #youwillbemess #but #youdontoweanyoneanyone #anapology #forhowyou #choosetogrieve #griefismessy #griefisunkind #griefcomes #bearingaheaviness
Online Church…in The Lab. Found an [First Party] Extension for Chrome for 21:9 Aspect Ratio. You can tell its stretch when they put ‘Original Graphics’ [Text] on screen. It looks pretty good. This kinda stuff will only get better. #its1440p #sure #butthe #aspectratio #21x9 #virtuallyNOcontent #soblackbars #goodfind #wrightsoundstudios
#giants #cantwatchthis game pathetic #eyesclosed #butthe snacksaregood #excuseme #i dontknowwhattosay #wakeup defense #ohmygourd
Let's start trapping. #Firsttime #trapping #thisseason #Mymuskrat #and #coontrap #linescame #upwithzero #butthe #beavertrap #linenot #toobad #two20lb #forfirst #dayout.
🌌 . . . . . . . . #dongdaemun #dongdaemundesignplaza #DDP #seoul #동대문 #동대문디자인플라자 #thelightroomwastrippy #butthe #galaxy #partwaspretty
1/2:📍Urban Light + The Grove + In-N-Out Burger, Los Angeles 🇺🇸 Thank you all for the great and fun evening ! 🙆♂️🥰 #countlessPhotosTaken 😂 #throwbackMon #finallyGet #toTry #theFamous #inNOut 😋 #thoughNot #veryHappening #butThe #decorAnd #christmasLightings #areNiceEnough ✨🎄 #thankYouAll #onceAgain #forTheLaughters #andMemories #hopeWe #getTo #flyTgtSoon #tillThen #haveA #safeFlightAlways ;)
Mads har været på jagt idag, og ramt. Mon Anton har en stor drøm om at blive jagthund? Kan man mon lære en gammel hund nye tricks - nok ikke af den kaliber. Men spændende synes han da fuglene er. #anton #pointerdog #pointermix #wish #he #could #be #a #hunter #hunterdog #ithink #itstolate #hewouldloveit #olddog #newtrick #idontthinkso #farmerdog #curious #curiousdog #denmark #danmark #mymanhunts #idontlikeit #butthe #dogloveit
Meat for dinner 🍽. #Goodday #deerhunting #butthe #buck #Igota #weirdrack #I'veever #seenfor #a #whitetail.
#Repost @callofduty The end of an era, but the start of a great new one in #Warzone2 Get your Fs ready to pay respects for the OG #Warzone 👇 #Warzone #WZ #Warzone2 #WZ2 #CallOfDuty #EndOfAnEra #SayGoodBye #OneLastTime #PayRespect #OG #Warzone #ButThe #Start #Great #NewOne #In #Warzone2
Summing up last weekend, and memorializing the last warm days of the year, I suppose. What do you think about the photo effects? Shitty or not? #HalaSultan #Larnaca #Cyprus #LastWeekend #WarmDaysGoodbye #BrazilianInCyprus #Boy #BrazilianBoy #Fashion #CyprusVibes #SummerVibes #FirstTimeInThisPlace #NotLarnaka #ButThe #SaltLake #JustChillin #StillReadingTheHashtagshuh #OkayThen #FashionIsMyProfession #ExceptWhenItIsnt
کورد و هیچ پەنایەکی نیە جگە لە با! #nofriends #butthe #mountains #kurdistan🇹🇯
#almostaselfportrait #butthe #hairis #wrong #artininstagram #kb2022
#OutsideOutside #Outside #Activated #NotTheLittleOne #NotTheBigOne #ButThe #Biggest 💦🤍💸🇧🇿🔥🌊 #WhiteToesEqualGoodPussy 😂🤦🏾♀️💦💃🏾
#OutsideOutside #Outside #Activated #NotTheLittleOne #NotTheBigOne #ButThe #Biggest 💦🤍💸🇧🇿🔥🌊 #WhiteToesEqualGoodPussy 😂🤦🏾♀️💦💃🏾
#OutsideOutside #Outside #Activated #NotTheLittleOne #NotTheBigOne #ButThe #Biggest 💦🤍💸🇧🇿🔥🌊 #WhiteToesEqualGoodPussy 😂🤦🏾♀️💦💃🏾
#NotTheLittleOne #NotTheBigOne #ButThe #Biggest 💦🤍💸🇧🇿🔥🌊
#NotTheLittleOne #NotTheBigOne #ButThe #Biggest 💦🤍💸🇧🇿🔥🌊
Don’t let my face fool you- I’m not annoyed, I’m REALLY ANNOYED #notonly #isit #raining #and #thundering #butthe #CHIPMUNKS #AREBACK #yep #thoughttheywereallgoners #afterwedidntseeasingleone #lastyear #well #theyreback #and #tauntingme #triedtogetmewedgedbetween #thehouse #and #astoragebin #😡 #iwasoutthereforanhour #imsoakingwet #nothingtoshowforit #thismeanswar
“palace playland” ****** #payinglittle #visitsto #touristdestinationson #thecuspofthe #touristseasonwhen #thecontoursareevident #butthe #doorsareshutand #thethrongsareabsentis #botha #disorientingandhighly #satisfactoryexperience • • • • • • • #oldorchardbeach #palaceplayland #theclownisabugnotafeature #maine #igboston #ignewengland #igersnewengland #igersboston
Was a False Alarm sent via sms.... Keeping The Focus On The Bigger on the Picture....!!! Updation of the IEC UNDER PROCESS!!! • • • • • • • • • #thoughtsmotivating #unsleepablenights #lightinthetunnelend #looksperceivable #deeproutedfocus #milestogo #beforewesleep #butthe #thevictory #drawsnear #definingthepowerthehumanbody,™
#Ibelivethisisnottheend #butthe beginning @dragosandjeles 🎨🖌
Farquaad but make it gay. . . . #Woman #Farquaad #Shrek #Dignity #Mama #Shrek2WasTheOne #TheHouse #HoldingOutForAHero #ButThe #EllaMaeBrown #VersionIsTheBombest #Illist #And #RiffRaff #Iest
Happy times come and go but the memories stay forever. . . . #Happy #times #come&go #butthe #memories #stay #forever #longhair #sunfordays #goodvibes #foreverhappy #nofilter #noarguments #sute #puplove #purpleaesthetic #niceview
Thought for today. #butthe #righteousness #offaith #speaks #inthisway #donotsay #inyourheart #whowill #ascend #intoheaven #thatis #tobring #christ #downfromabove #bibleverse #romans106 #biblewisdom #byfaith #bygrace #thursdaythoughts #canva #encouragement
Thought for today. #butthe #righteousness #offaith #speaks #inthisway #bibleverse #romans106 #canva #encouragement #saturdaythoughts #biblewisdom #byfaith #bygrace #thewordisnearyou #godisnotfar #confesswithyourmouth #believeinyourheart #godlovesyou #christ #theendofthelaw
It’s almost a slap In the face & a waste of time.. (That bcuz you don’t judge) you recently find out-down the line that you should’ve been having doubt about someone you ain’t talked to for a few years. When you find out someone you thought was just quirky🤔 & always calling themselves light skin? Which she was not🤔 (Being the lightest in YOUR family doesn’t make you, “light skin”) I’m Well versed on TRUE light skin☝🏾💯✅ NOT manufactured🤣 However I blame Myself for not recognizing your true colors, especially when you talked about your OWN daughters, Beautiful Dark Skin! #thecatsoutthebagnow #yousecretly #wanttobewhite #notonly #areyouconfused #butthe MEXICAN broad you was caping for-thinks she’s yt😂🤣! #texas #whitemexicans🇲🇽 #theyreallybelievethis #yallbelongtogether #youareboth #confusedaf #goodlookingouttho #neededthathardcopytho #onethingidontdo #🦝🦝🦝🦝
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tissue calligraphy... Inspired quote from @thegoodquote #tissue #calligraphy #randompost #goodbackground #sunlight #longdaypost #quotes #inpirationalquotes #meaningfullquotes #wecanlookfor #beauty #inthe #mirror #butthe #mirroronly #reflects #one #aspect #ofwho #weare #beatifulquotes #trending #moderncalligraphy #black #shadoweffect #camlinbrushpens #tombowgreypen #theend
#ineedsometeeth #doyou #have #some #teeth #for #me #butthe #mountains #arebeautiful #artininstagram #kb2021
#YouBelieve #JesusIsTheWayTheTruthAndTheLife #❔ #ProveIt #ActOnIt #FindOut #WhatHeWants #FromYou #BIBLE📖 #GodsLoveLetter #Trusting in #AnythingElse #Pulls you #AwayFromHim #HisPeople #Parish for their #LackOfKnowledge #tarotreadings #crystalenergy ... #etc #meditating or praying to #anythingelse #butthe #MostHigh
#sushi #sushibarieper #don'tlike #butthe #onewith #tempura #wasgreat #atleast #dumplings #havestole #myheart 🍽️🥡🍱🥟🥟🥟
The beta version of the Matrix needs an update. In the last picture you can see me glitching. It’s the fifth time this week. @ the matrix software developer team, we can do better 😤😤👾
👸🧁London Poundcake #97 : Sunset Sherbert x Nepali OG @growing_passion @lavish_leaves Figured I’d do this one first just because it wasn’t up to par with the taste and smell BUT it was very much different from #75 and @cr0psh0p version of #75 ! LPC is on my top 10 for sure , so judging this I had some expectations! The nose on this one cracking the bag was this sweet cheesy smell. Almost like rotten bubblegum! The looks are definitely of sunset character build But not the color. This was on the green side things . Got that nice build like how @growing_passion did that cheetah piss ! See why they picked 97 for it ! Gave it that solid structure and heavy buds and beautiful look to it ! That cheetah piss picks up a few of #97s traits 💯 The breakdown got more sweet n kinda sour . That cheesy vibe went away and got more of tang Sherb . Air flow of the joint was just the same as the smell of the breakdown . Sweet creamy tangy tart Sherb. Mixture of sweet n tang was all there . Weird combo 😂 Spark up wasnt was that great the first few times burnin it but knowing it needed to sit , finally got it to burn white! Didn’t burn as clean at first but just was too fresh most likely. Little harsh and the taste . Get that sweet cream tang on the inhale and exhale nothing but sour . So wasnt burning that great , see why they chose #75 as the staple ☝🏽 LPC is supposed to be sativa leaning, which I kinda got from it . Real loose body and getting that brain to think a little more than usual 💪🏽 but yessir . One of a kinda for me being able to try another pheno of LPC especially by @growing_passion themselves! Super dope . Wasnt 10/10 but still was sticky, had a crazy nose and looked amazing, smoked alright , definitely know they could’ve done better 😤💯 #PassionFor #Growing #GP #NotGary #ButThe #QueensSexySis #GuineaPig #TasteTester #SherbertSundays #Sundazed #Cookies #Berner #Bars #WachuSmokin? #WhatsNext? #StayTuned! #BigMoves #75 #CropShop #ExoticAshtray #FlavorCollector #StrainHunter #SacToLondon #Cakey #Cannasaurus🦖❤️ @thecannaisseurking
“ungrateful” ****** #necessitytheysay #isthemother #ofinvention #butthe #catchis #thateven #wheniwholeheartedly #welcomethefreshidea #imust #admiti #donotalways #takesokindlyto #theprovocation • • • • • #widespreadoutdoordiningwherenosuchoptionexistedbefore #isasmartanddelightulinnovation #butitalsowouldhavebeenawesome #withoutthetriggerofadamnedpandemic #brookline #beaconstreetbrookline #igboston #ignewengland #igersboston #igersnewengland
#thesqueakywheelgetsthegrease #butthe #quackingduck #getsshot #carlaugustsandburg Món vịt sốt cam kiểu Pháp mà cũng có thể là người Pháp đã học món này ở Việt Nam nhưng tạo nên bởi phong cách Pháp. Bạn nghĩ thế nào? #leCanardàl'orange #duckinorangesauce #phongnhafarmstaylife #restaurantsphongnha #phongnhabesteats #phongnha #lemitchellco #Isitvietnameseorfrenchinorigin #indochinecuisine
The moments may have ended , but the memories last forever 🤍 . . . #holidays #spain #firstholidaystogether #mommysboy #son #loveyoutothemoonandback #themoment #may #haveended #butthe #memories #last #forever #summer #positivevibes #goodtime #livinglife #makingmemories #smile #enjoy #thesmallthings #mommyofone
Kinda crazy but who isn't🌄 . . . . #beauceron #crazyboy #happyboy #fun #adventures #morningruns #bergerdebeauce #frenchherdingdog #dogsofinstagram #dog #bog #puppiesofinstagram #herdingdog #workingdog #showdog #sportsdog #crackhead #butthe #bestboy #lovehim #nevada #summer
I spy the Cabarrus Spay and Neuter Clinic. Thanks for keeping it local with us. #asipulledoutofthesherwinwilliamsparkinglot #withnopaint #butthe #spayandneuterclinic #looksawesome #spayandneuter #build #myfavoriteroofsare #butterflyroof #singleslope #peekaboo #design #veterinaryarchitecture #architecture
Passively doing our part to conserve energy because the a/c is out. YOU’RE WELCOME FELLOW TEXANS! #ugh #itshot #notTOObad #butstill #well #behappy whenits #fixed #hearthat #ercot #yousackofshit #wereconserving #butthe #SECOND #itsfixed #backto #68degrees #baby #stinkerbell and #lubylou and #myfavorite #dyson #fan #itsamazing #seriously #almostasgoodas #ac #hahahaha #thatwasagoodone #nothingisbetter #thanac