This is for @lhall2silver and Biff Welcome to Florida! Here are a few tips to get you started.😉 First; coming from a cooler climate, until you acclimate it is acceptable to stay indoors from the end of June until about 1 November.🥵 Learn to embrace humidity.🙄 On beach days, expect to find sand In places you never imagined you’d find sand!👙 SUNSCREEN!! Now; go to your nearest Publix and get yourselves a couple of “Pub subs”. It’s a Florida thing and you’ll see why this made the list. 🥪 Find a great bar/grill/restaurant with a patio or deck. (Partially covered) You should sit outside and watch thunderstorms literally “roll in” and “roll out” over the ocean. It’s a phenomenon that is unmatched.🌊 If you are having an adult beverage, or even a sweet tea while enjoying said deck, it is totally fine to use your pinkie finger to gently remove the tiny gnats that will inevitably choose to have a taste. They won’t make you sick. I’m still alive.👍🏼 Enjoy the dolphins!🐬🩵 Buy stock in an insect repellent company. At least stock up on insect repellent.🦟 If you are outside at night and it feels like something “landed” on your back; it probably did. Don’t look. Let Biff get it. If this happens to Biff; I don’t know what to tell you!😳😂 If you hear what sounds like your furniture being moved around in the middle of the night, it probably is. But don’t panic. A palmetto bug likely got in when the door was opened. They love to torment people.🪳 Certainly enjoy!! I know this is a long post, but I felt like you needed to know at least a few of the basics to start you off😂 Welcome to your new chapter! Much love❤️❤️ #floridaliving #floridaproblems #lifehascolors #newchapter #silversisters #silversistersinternational
Sunday vibes, no shirt, no shoes, no problem #sundayvibes #palmtrees #sky #floridaproblems #enjoylife #lifeisgood #floridaliving #floridalife #greatviews #thelittlethings #noproblem #noworries #palmtree #pictureperfect #lookup #bluesky #peaceandquiet #tranquility
We know this doesn't apply to everyone, but why are most of us not stretching before we go for a 🌊?! 🤣 #rawsurf #floridamen #floridaman #dontstretch #whynot #stretch #beforesurfing #floridasurfing #saturdaysurfing #floridaproblems #surfmeme #surfingmeme #memelife #memestagram
One second concrete Next second marsh. One moment forest lush, The next moment pavement harsh. Cookie cutter neighborhoods They like to call preserves - Named like goodwill to the earth That none of us deserves. Protected land all set aside For nesting birds who need to fly, Then rockets that send shockwaves That knock whole flocks out of the sky. I want to see the bright stars too. I do want us to land on Mars. But I can't help but look around At the planet that's still ours. . . . . #KimberleeLong #poetry #thoughts #debatableideas #florida #floridaproblems #twoworlds #conflicted #passingthoughts #annoyingpreachypoetry #rebelwithoutacause
Premium High Octane Only #floridaproblems #fullservice #allblackeverything #highsnobiety #dressedup
Seen at a 7-Eleven on Goodlette-Frank in Naples, Florida. Don’t know if you should trust the steak taquitos here. #steak #711 #florida #floridaman #floridaproblems #moremoneyforpublicschools #goodtimes #convience #steack
Gonna be cold today and tomorrow 77 today...😔😔 #floridalife #florida #floridaproblems
A gorgeous sunset to complete this years Dapper Weekend. Such a fun event with amazing outfits! . . . . . . . #startours #starwars #naboo #flightattendant #dapperweekend #dapper #dapperdays #wdw #magickingdom #spacemountain #space #ootd #sunset #disneyaddict #annualpassholder #cinderellascastle #floridaproblems #sky #pinup #luggage #travel #monorail
#onlyinduval #floridaproblems This guy clearly bought drugs off of someone he didn't know, someone needs to come get their uncle he escaped!
Florida temperature changes from morning to afternoon could give you whiplash! #floridamemes #floridaproblems #floridians
Wild story out of Monroe County! Story and photos courtesy of Monroe County BOCC (Facebook): ‘…After a concerned citizen sent Monroe County Mayor Holly Merrill Raschein a note of concern regarding a ‘weird sinkhole’ in the road in her neighborhood in Key Largo, Monroe County Roads and Bridges staff found quite an interesting culprit—an invasive iguana had tunneled underneath the asphalt to create a nesting area. “After investigating the ‘sinkhole,’ we discovered iguanas have tunneled next to an old, abandoned culvert and found some soft sand where they were laying their eggs under the road,” said crewmember Ron Havengar, who helped with the excavation. “We dug out the sand to a hard base, then compacted crushed lime rock in lifts, then paved over that. Only in Florida.” In addition to Havengar, Francisco Palomares, Robert Biers, Dan Oliva, and Sean Martin were also a part of the iguana-gate crew. “We appreciate our residents’ keen eyes and taking the time to send a note of concern,” said Upper Keys Roads and Bridges Administrator Kimberly Kelley. “We love special projects, especially ones with surprise endings.”…’ Pesky iguanas? We are on call 24/7 at 305-255-7296 or 954-927-7296. Pesky Critters has highly trained trappers with live capture equipment to provide safe wildlife removals for the humans AND animals involved. #PeskyCritters #PeskyCrittersWildlifeControl #toddhardwick #trashpanda #raccoon #floridawildlife #miami #miamidade #miamidadecounty #browardcounty #broward #pinecrest #southflorida #wildliferemoval #onlyinflorida #possum #floridaproblems #floridakeys #floridalife #miamiproblems #homesteadflorida #keysgate #doral #coconutgrove #opossum #southflorida #palmbeachcounty #wild
Happy Revolution Day!! The quintessential event in American History which illustrates more than any other the reasons the Founders placed such great importance and preeminence on every citizens responsibility and right to defend and protect themselves and each other against a tyrannical government who would seek to oppress and rule them against their will, is considered by many historians to have been initiated on this date in 1775 with the Battles of Lexington and Concord. Come with us on our adventures Exploring Florida and tag your discoveries #thefloridaexplorer. Facebook https:// www.facebook.com/thefloridaexplorer; YouTube http://www.youtube.com/c/TheFloridaExplorer; Twitter https://twitter.com/FlaExplorer; and Instagram @the_florida_explorerhttps://www.instagram.com/the_florida_explorer/. @the_florida_explorer #thefloridaexplorer #visitflorida #pureflorida #loveflorida #sunshinestate #florida #floridalife #flogrown #explore #exploremore #explorenature #exploreflorida #explorefloridaoutdoors #keepflwild #lovefl #sunshinestate #floridaproblems #explorida #discoverflorida #hashtagflorida #florida_greatshots #floridabound #upsideofflorida #floridaphoto #florida #photooftheday #oldflorida #patriots #freedom
I’m not ready for summer. #floridaproblems #summer #hot #weather
Living with a preserve in the back of your house can be a good and bad thing. There is so much building around my area that these critters have no where to go. I have seen birds fight for territory because they are being displaced. Too many new houses and not enough parks or preserves near me. Florida is getting so overly populated it’s sad to see. #florida #floridalife #staugustine #floridaproblems #floridawildlife #floridanature #racoons
It’s been a while since I’ve posted #floridaproblems but this Lizard Laundry episode earned an honorable mention 😂🦎🧺
Things dumb people are saying on my boats more recently. ➡️ This has been a major issue only recently in the past 3 years it seems like. The idea that Manatees are not actually native to Florida and there’s sooooo many dumbasses out there spreading misinformation it drives me up the wall. This picture is a screenshot from the actual Mote Marine website, and if you don’t think Mote Marine is reputable enough to contradict your dumb beliefs, then you don’t deserve to be near the water. GTFO. #florida #floridaproblems #captainslife #dumbpeople #dumbfloridians #hospitality #marinelife #manatees #lovemyjob
A reminder to myself that it's actual spring because my brain keeps thinking it is summer #floridaproblems
Cold beer , Hot grill , Good Tunes and some very pleasant weather?! Jackpot! #vibin #floridaproblems
No mantle? No problem! #coralfireplace #floridaproblems #christmas #stockingswerehung #home
No mantle? No problem! #coralfireplace #floridaproblems #christmas #stockingswerehung #home
Had some severe thunderstorms here today. Level 3 risk according to a local weather station. Mom & I had to go in to work this morning for a few hours. Before we left, the storm had already unfortunately rolled in so we had an adventurous drive back home over the bay. Swipe to see me chillaxin’ during a tornado warning. ➡️ Trazodone & calming oils knocked me out, lol 😂 - - Traffic Control Handle // @hightailhikes // code: NolaBar Bandana // @ittybittypittyco // code: NolaBar15 Beaded Collar // @dizzylizzydesignsco // code: NOLABAR15 Lead // @stephensfurcrew Harness // @wildone Thunder Vest // @thundershirtcompany - - #wednesdayvibes #thunderstorms #floridaliving #floridalife #floridaproblems #floridadog #anxiousdog #trazodone #calmingoils #thundershirt #severeweather #nwfl #pensacola #dizzylizzydesignsco #ittybittypittyco #hightailhikes #stephensfurcrew #wildone #campbowwow #lambchop #knockedout #tornadowarning #staysafe #springweather #pitbulladvocate #adoptdontshop
Happy Gopher Tortoise Day!! Come with us on our adventures Exploring Florida and tag your discoveries #thefloridaexplorer. Facebook https:// www.facebook.com/thefloridaexplorer; YouTube http://www.youtube.com/c/TheFloridaExplorer; Twitter https://twitter.com/FlaExplorer; and Instagram @the_florida_explorerhttps://www.instagram.com/the_florida_explorer/. @the_florida_explorer #thefloridaexplorer #visitflorida #pureflorida #loveflorida #sunshinestate #florida #floridalife #flogrown #explore #exploremore #explorenature #exploreflorida #explorefloridaoutdoors #keepflwild #lovefl #sunshinestate #floridaproblems #explorida #discoverflorida #hashtagflorida #florida_greatshots #floridabound #upsideofflorida #floridaphoto #florida #photooftheday #oldflorida
MOM!!! Can't you see I'm busy?!? An anole got in the house and it's hiding under her. How do you expect me to catch it when you're playing paparazzi? #floridalife #floridaproblems #beaglelife #beagleproblems #adoptdontshop #muttsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram
You’ve been in and out of my life since @arizonastateuniversity . It’s good to reunite, after 5 years. Hit the first @innout in Texas. Next stop Austin. . . . . #innout #innoutburger #floridaproblems
I almost stepped on this 2.5 foot long cutie while walking at Lake Alice because I was looking at my phone 😬 @uflorida #floridaproblems #alligator
| The reason why my phone never has any storage 🥹 He’s just so handsome! Also, how Florida is it that we couldn’t go in our backyard for about 2 weeks because of an alligator in the lake 🙄 #FloridaProblems
No mantle? No problem! #coralfireplace #floridaproblems #christmas #stockingswerehung #home
🎃👻🍁 season is here! PSL’s are rumored to be out this very week, and your girl will be sweating and sippin’ here in FL 🙃 Do you look forward to this national holiday every year? . . . #psl #pumpkinspice #fallvibes #fallseason #basic #starbucks #floridaproblems #livinginflorida #floridarealtor
🎃👻🍁 season is here! PSL’s are rumored to be out this very week, and your girl will be sweating and sippin’ here in FL 🙃 Do you look forward to this national holiday every year? . . . #psl #pumpkinspice #fallvibes #fallseason #basic #starbucks #floridaproblems #livinginflorida #floridarealtor
#boattraffic #floridaproblems #sunshinestateofmind #weekendvibes #saltlife #livesalty 💜🌴🌞🌊
I'm too old for this spring break shit. 😂
March is our pre-heating season! Summer is coming! Prepare your air conditioners now with a maintenance appointment to make sure it’s in tip-top shape and ready to work hard this summer! 📲 (239) 596-9044 📧 [email protected] 🖥 dolphincooling.com → 💬 LIVE CHAT #floridaproblems #floridawinter #actuneup #truestory #floridamemes #swflmemes
Way harder than we anticipated to remove, but what we found behind the walls wasn’t nearly as bad as what we expected. A little mold, some lizard droppings ( #floridaproblems), but overall it’s in great shape! 🙌🏼 #renovation #renovations #diyrenovation #diyrenovations #diyremodel #remodel #remodeling #midcenturyhome #oldhouse
ALWAYS gotta remember to check under the car before I leave work... I escaped your hit man this time, @coastdave... #nevergetoutoftheboat #areyouanassassin #floridaman #floridaproblems #seeyoulateralligator #alligator #gator #spacestationprocessingfacility #sspf #kennedyspacecenter #ksc #merrittisland #merrittislandnationalwildliferefuge
Wednesday things 🐛 #cargirl #wheelwednesday #bigbrakes #velgenwheels #superforged #tussock #floridaproblems
Well… those aren’t cats! Our trappers have been busier than ever with spring here, and critters very active! Do you know what is so dangerous about this picture? Wild critters have no problem bullying cats and dogs off of their food…. Sometimes domestic pets put up a fight…. Bites from wild critters such as raccoons and possums carry many bacteria, diseases, and even RABIES! Always pickup excess food immediately after your pets are done eating, and secure food containers. We are on call 24/7 at 305-255-7296 or 954-927-7296. Pesky Critters has highly trained trappers with live capture equipment to provide safe wildlife removals for the humans AND animals involved. #PeskyCritters #PeskyCrittersWildlifeControl #toddhardwick #trashpanda #raccoon #floridawildlife #miami #miamidade #miamidadecounty #browardcounty #broward #pinecrest #southflorida #wildliferemoval #onlyinflorida #possum #floridaproblems #floridakeys #floridalife #miamiproblems #homesteadflorida #keysgate #doral #coconutgrove #opossum #southflorida #palmbeachcounty #wild
Encanto! This dress is fantastic for Spring! And the Mirabel Loungefly is the chefs kiss to the whole thing! . . . . . . . #mirabel #loungefly #minibackpackmonday #magickingdom #cinderellacastle #hubgrass #wdw #annualpassholder #disney #mickey #encanto #wedonttalkaboutbruno #monday #disneyaddict #femmedebloom #rothys #raybans #floridaproblems #ootd #disneydressshop
Check on your friends and family! #floridaproblems
This week we discovered the roof of the bus is actually white #floridaproblems #skoolie #busconversion #skoolieconversion #buslife #bus #skoolielife
No mantle? No problem! #coralfireplace #floridaproblems #christmas #stockingswerehung #home
No mantle? No problem! #coralfireplace #floridaproblems #christmas #stockingswerehung #home
Welcome to Florida, where alligators and other pesky critters never listen to the no solicitors signs! 😳 We are on call 24/7 at 305-255-7296 or 954-927-7296. Pesky Critters has highly trained trappers with live capture equipment to provide safe wildlife removals for the humans AND animals involved. #PeskyCritters #PeskyCrittersWildlifeControl #toddhardwick #trashpanda #raccoon #floridawildlife #miami #miamidade #miamidadecounty #browardcounty #broward #nosolicitors #southflorida #wildliferemoval #onlyinflorida #possum #floridaproblems #floridakeys #floridalife #miamiproblems #seeyoulateralligator #gator #doral #coconutgrove #alligator #southflorida #nosolicitingsign #wild
Florida is Floriding while sprinkling pollen everywhere! 🌾 #OnlyinDuval #DTWD #duuuval #florida #floridaproblems OnlyinDuval.com
Spring begins at 11:06 tonight! #Floridaproblems
Reach out and find your Happily Ever After . . . . . . #happilyeverafter #hollywoodstudios #disneyaddict #annualpassholder #wreckitralph #venallopevonschweetz #lifesaglitch #sugarrush #loungefly #minnie #candy #minnieears #floridaproblems #nascar #disney #baublebar #boxlunch
Racing to HS for this beautiful Florida day! . . . . . . . . . . #floridaproblems #beautifulweather #hollywoodstudios #disneyproblems #loungefly #sugarrush #wreckitralph #vanellopevonschweetz #annualpassholder #disneyaddict #candy #mickey #boxlunch #minnie #towerofterror #kyloren #galaxysedge #hth
Polished off out the vintage Penn International 20's for a quick trip offshore with the oldest boy, no prep, no fresh bait and limited time. No fish as well. Patrick is starting to learn how to keep the boat on a strait heading when trolling, its a work in progress. #offshorefishing #offshore #takeakidfishing #pennreels #penninternational #gradywhite #gradywhiteboats #370grady #bocainlet #bocaratonflorida #boca #floridaproblems #ilivewhereyouvacation #kidsfishing #kidsboat #boating #boatinglife #fishing #mariner #boatlife
Sad to say goodbye to our brief “no mow” season in Florida, and here we go again. 🚜 #floridaproblems #mowing
it’s that time of year again. thank god dogs can get allergy shots and take medicated baths. without those, she’s an itchy, stinky and uncomfortable little dog! #allergies #floridaproblems
Spring break stop for the past 10 years. Must remember to stay away from the bathing suit stealing tidal wave. #floridaproblems
Did you know? Female Mosquitofish can consume as much as 150% of their own body weight in mosquito larvae in one day! These fish help control mosquito Allstate Resource Management can stock your lake with beneficial fish to create a healthy aquatic environment! Contact us at 954-382-9766 or [email protected] #factoftheday #mosquito #mosquitofish #floridalakes #floridafishing #floridaproblems #floridafish #propertymanager #propertymanagement #HOAlake #mosquitoproblems #HOAcommunity #floridaHOA #Floridapropertymanagement
Time to start moving my babies back outside! But LISTEN! The pollen covering the patio almost took me out! I barely got everything wiped down…I’m gonna take a hose to the floor this weekend!🤧🤧🤧 #spring #springhassprung #floridaproblems #pollen #allergies #plantlover #plantbased #plantmom #plantmomma #greenthumb #greenthumbsofinstagram #greenthumbplantco
I’m ready for winter 😷 That’s Cats tail, covered in #pollen after sunning on the back porch this afternoon.. Can you un train a Cat wanting to go outside all the time? Asking for the sake of my health for the next month #floridaproblems #allergyseason #dontgooutside #isitwinteryet #spring #allergies #cat #sneeze #gainesvilleflorida #blackcat #catsofinstagram #indooroutdoorpets
From time to time we get lizards in the house. It’s a Florida problem. Today as I’m upstairs working in my BrickLink store orders I hear “there’s a lizard on the Eiffel Tower!” So of course I had to document a brown Anole climbing up the @lego Eiffel Tower. The size isn’t quite right, but we named him Godzilla! #floridaproblems #legoafol
Marked Safe from Florida Winter! We’re in this together! #floridamemes #floridahumor #floridawinter #floridaproblems
Tonight (or truly tomorrow morning at 2AM), don't forget to "spring forward" and move those clocks forward by an hour!! When will we ever rid of this and have 8pm sunsets every day?!?! #FloridaProblems
Mosquitos or Midge BUGGING you? Allstate Resource Management offers full service larvicide spraying and/or briquette treatments to attack the insect’s breeding ground. We can also stock lakes and ponds with mosquitofish which is a long term biological control method that is also environmentally sensitive. There is nothing like mosquito bites to take the fun out of water related activities. There are many weapons in the war against mosquitoes and midges. For speed and effectiveness few techniques compare to larvicides, substances that control larvae, the pre-adult insects that feed and mature in water. Before "Mosquito Season" hits contact us at 954-382-9766 or [email protected] to find out how what products can help you take the bite out of summer! #mosquito #floridaproblems #mosquitoseason #southflorida #southfloridarealestate #floridastatebird #florida #mosquitobite #floridalakes #lakesinflorida #HOA #HOAhomes #propertymanager #propertymanagement @omgitswicks239 @CastleGroupManagement @MiamiPropertyManagementCompany @FirstServiceResidentialFlorida @WestBrowardCommunityMgmt @epmfortlauderdale @GRSMgt
Today we are celebrating reaching 1000 followers on Facebook! Thank you to all of our clients and fans! We are on call 24/7 at 305-255-7296 or 954-927-7296. Pesky Critters has highly trained trappers with live capture equipment to provide safe wildlife removals for the humans AND animals involved. #PeskyCritters #PeskyCrittersWildlifeControl #toddhardwick #trashpanda #raccoon #floridawildlife #miami #miamidade #miamidadecounty #browardcounty #broward #pinecrest #southflorida #wildliferemoval #onlyinflorida #possum #floridaproblems #floridakeys #floridalife #miamiproblems #homesteadflorida #keysgate #doral #coconutgrove #opossum #southflorida #palmbeachcounty #wild
Lynxie’s new pet 🦋 FYI butterfly is fine and let go outside ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ #butterfly #catandbutterfly #ragdoll #catlover #cute #pet #insect #beautiful #fluffy #cute #bestmeow #dailypurrr #newpet #fun #floridalife #hotclimate #floridaproblems
When "not my cat" chases "not my gecko" onto my leg.... #FloridaProblems
On March 3, 1845, Congress approved statehood, and Florida voluntarily at that time, entered into the confederation of sovereign states known as the United States of America, becoming the 27th state thereof. Come with us on our adventures Exploring Florida and tag your discoveries #thefloridaexplorer. Facebook https:// www.facebook.com/thefloridaexplorer; YouTube http://www.youtube.com/c/TheFloridaExplorer; Twitter https://twitter.com/FlaExplorer; and Instagram @the_florida_explorerhttps://www.instagram.com/the_florida_explorer/. @the_florida_explorer #thefloridaexplorer #visitflorida #pureflorida #loveflorida #sunshinestate #florida #floridalife #flogrown #explore #exploremore #explorenature #exploreflorida #explorefloridaoutdoors #keepflwild #lovefl #sunshinestate #floridaproblems #explorida #discoverflorida #hashtagflorida #florida_greatshots #floridabound #upsideofflorida #floridaphoto #florida #photooftheday #oldflorida
This #WorldWildlifeDay we encourage you to take some time to learn about the incredible wildlife that calls Florida “home”! #PeskyCritters #PeskyCrittersWildlifeControl #toddhardwick #trashpanda #raccoon #floridawildlife #miami #miamidade #miamidadecounty #browardcounty #broward #pinecrest #southflorida #wildliferemoval #onlyinflorida #possum #floridaproblems #floridakeys #floridalife #miamiproblems #homesteadflorida #keysgate #doral #coconutgrove #opossum #southflorida #palmbeachcounty #wild
Everyone has their weaknesses, right? #floridamemes #floridaproblems #floridians
#FloridaPSA The blue empanadas are way too spicy. 🌶️
Did you know? Female Mosquitofish can consume as much as 150% of their own body weight in mosquito larvae in one day! These fish help control mosquito Allstate Resource Management can stock your lake with beneficial fish to create a healthy aquatic environment! Contact us at 954-382-9766 or [email protected] #factoftheday #mosquito #mosquitofish #floridalakes #floridafishing #floridaproblems #floridafish #propertymanager #propertymanagement #HOAlake #mosquitoproblems #HOAcommunity #floridaHOA #Floridapropertymanagement