Hey guys, I was training for my showdown with the C.I.A/PLA at the Boise Towne Square. I was with @veryveryuc as he did 5 sets 80 repetitions of backflips. But then Tyrone and his Goons showed up, still pissed that I called his Nikes ugly. We started having a rap battle and he tried flexing his three Hershey Bars, but to his surprise did I whip out four of them as shown in slide 2+3. He fainted dramatically onto a fancy sofa his Goons pulled out for him. I thought I finally did it, I finally defeated Tyrone and his Goons at something, but then he smirked, I was confused before I noticed the junk truck he stole from my workplace teleport behind me, and before I could swing my sword at it, it dumped over a thousand pounds of Hershey's Bars upon me. As I got up and healed from the mess, Tyrone left as he was satisfied in adding another L to my name. We made a fire and kept training for the showdown. We discussed a lot in our breaks, like how messed up horse farming is. Horse farming is the most common form of lumbering in the United States, with an average of 52 million horses dead per year in the U.S alone as a result. It's where you get on a horse and force it to ram into a tree until it's knocked over, and the horses don't last long. The world record survivor was able to knock over 15 trees before death. So much corruption just to save some money. I can parallel park using just my boner. #tyroneandhisgoons #ovulation #hersheys #hersheyschocolate #backflip #100degreesleatherjacket #somanycroutons #horsefarming #lumber #cia #peoplesrepublicofchina #training #campfirestories #ilovebigblackmen
Hey guys, before I explain how my day went, I have a question. I get all fired up and pull over my vehicle and jump over somebody's fence and hit a horse right in the mouth, man. Do you guys do the same? Anyways, I was at the Boise Towne Square on the patrol for demons before the security guards banned me for life (they're also demons). I needed to spy on the "people" and for that I needed to be on the roof, but I'm all out of grappling hook rope due to inflation. That's when Tyrone and his Goons showed up, saying I look cute in my red jacket. I had an idea, I called Tyrone's Nikes ugly and they all ran at me. They crashed against the mall like a wave and I used it to get over like World War Z. I threw my jacket in the wind and they chased after it thinking it was me. I was looking into the mall from above and saw the Chinese PLA and C.I.A using the flesh from the slain mall-goers to disguise the demons they were summoning. After getting all the intel I needed I started training to take them on. I started with 5000 knife flips and 9000 rehearsals of Oriental Riff. I also called my friend @bqquinn to come help me out as shown in the last slide. #tyroneandhisgoons #cia #pla #peoplesliberationarmy #demon #demons #boisetownesquare #boise #brianquinn #tonygunk #100degreesleatherjacket #somanycroutons #ovulation #ilovebigblackmen
Hey guys, I just went to my first ever car meet. I just saw it while driving and simply had to pull up my dark green 2000 Honda Accord with a blue driver door, no handle, a slightly loose bumper, and hasn't been washed since last summer I think. The Sal Vulcano sticker on the back is 85% of the value. But anywho, there were some pretty cool cars and so I brought my gravity gun and started taking them all. After my devious lick, I sold all of the vehicles to a pawn shop for ZONEY🤑🤑🤑!!!! Money on my bed, it means I dream of the money. But I felt really bad as I had awoken so I went back and gave everybody dandelions. Shout-out to @darkhorsedetail for the last slide. #ilovebigblackmen #ovulation #somanycroutons #carmeet #cars #honda #hondaaccord #keitruck #money #isleepwiththemoney #zoney #dandelions #boisecars #deviouslicks👿 #🤙 #smokedetector
Hey guys, after 135 days of searching, we had finally found it. We were in the Kuna Caves looking for the Bratt Sinclaire Eurobeat Bar, specifically a hazelnut one because yummy! The reason I believe they are here is because I saw a bat flying out with one in his mouth. Also, the voices told me they're here. We climbed down and eventually got to the far end crawl, and it took hours of careful maneuvering to push through. We eventually made it through and at the end was a tweeker hoarding them. He made fun of me with his eyes so I beat him up and took one. He was apparently one of Tyrone's Goons which explains his hairless nature (I thought he was just a goblin). He blew a really loud horn as there's no service down there, and Tyrone slippy slides through the caves as he's so oiled up. He dominated us, and to leave, he just lifted the cave above his head and walked out. Slide six is some sort of idol we found. Last slide is just for the lols. #ilovebigblackmen #somanycroutons #ovulation #tyroneandhisgoons #kuna #kunacave #brattsinclaire #eurobeat #awesome #eurocreme
Hey guys, today I was in Hidden Springs to gaslight the rich people. Body count was 17 today, 451 injured. That's until I got back to Boise and Donald Trump was at my mansion as shown in slide two. I was pretty confused, but we had a chat until he let the cat out of the bag. After I opened the door so that cat could leave, he pulled out a scary red button. It was scary and red and he pulled it out. He told me that he's sick of my antics and of how I keep tormenting the 1%. He told me that I have two choices, surrender to the C.I.A, or he nukes Meridian. I chose the third option and screamed at the top of my lungs because the idea of him pressing the scary red button, that he pulled out, was scary. I didn't really care about him blowing up Meridian, until I remembered that @bigsad99 was still there with his girlfriend. Tyrone was in the middle of his beauty sleep and my screaming had awoken him, so he catapulted straight to my mansion and stuffed all the C.I.A dudes waiting for me outside into a cannon aimed at Chateau De Boise, destroying it. He then stormed inside, and was shocked to see Donald there. I told Tyrone of Donald's plans and this pissed him off, as he too was scared of the scary red button that he pulled out and doesn't like the idea of losing 130,000 people to troll. He seduced Donald Trump and I and we had a gay threesome. Oh, and Tyrone stole the scary red button that Donald pulled out, and used the cannon to shoot it into the Sun. That's when we realized that the Sun could use it to nuke Meridian so we sent 1 Trillion Lions to go take care of that. That's when we realized that the Lions could use it to nuke Meridian, so we sent Chantel DuBois to go take care of that. Tyrone and I decided to just imprison every single person and animal to ensure that they can't press the scary red button that Donald pulled out. We're #awesome #scaryredbuttonthathepulledout #tyroneandhisgoons #donaldtrump #nuke #legalizenuclearbombs #nuclear #1trillionlions #onetrillionlions #meridian #meridianidaho #hiddensprings #boise #ovulation #ilovebigblackmen #gaythreesome #threesome #somanycroutons #massimprisonment #atrillionlions #cia #chanteldubois
Hey guys, today I was hanging out with my bro, Pyramid Head. But first, I was on a tour in Maine, checking out a town by the Toluca Lake. There was a dude puking in the toilet in the apartment I rented, and I asked him if he's friends with the Red Pyramid Thing. He said he doesn't know what I'm talking about so I kicked him out. Honestly, one of the main reasons I went to that small town is because my buddy @razertheslayer was annoying me. He would go to WinCo and use his cart sideways throughout the aisles, and it was an instant hit. Everybody started doing it and you couldn't go into any store without being trapped by sideways carts. The people then started to make pro-sidewayscartism propaganda and it became the universal religion. The U.S government, being anti-fun, tried placing a ban on sidewayscartism, and there were riots 0.54 seconds after it was announced. They ran around with their carts sideways, crashing through windows and barricades, capturing the police and 1% with their carts and dumping them in active volcanos. The volcanos didn't like this so they started erupting and annihilating all of humanity. It is there I realized that Pyramid Head is actually a baby volcano who put aside his prejudice and escaped to this ghost town. When he found out I was trying to escape my kind too, it only deepened our passion for one another. @paused_goat took the photo btw. #pyramidhead #volcano #sidewayscart #silenthill #toluca #tolucalake #imasiannow #somanycroutons #ovulation #riot #ilovebigblackmen
Hey guys, I've barricaded myself on the roof with ample provisions. But in my haste, I forgot cola! So here is my proposition. If you go find me some cola at yonder food store, I'll clear a path to the mall for you. Also, we were at the Riverside RV Park looking for treasure I buried there ten years ago. As we searched deep the woods, I had memories of the time I made a pack of bees angry there and they got stuck in my hair, making my family have to pick them out. We had found the hidden secret never-to-be-found treasure under a giant red X, and got to digging. I forgot that we traded our shovels for these really cool antique spoons on the way, so it took 13 hours and 5 minutes to dig it up. "This chest is heavier than I remember" I exclaimed. Tyrone and his Goons then busted out of the chest, upset that I called him heavy. He then threw me across the river into a bee hive where I could relive my childhood trauma. #ilovebigblackmen #ovulation #somanycroutons #buriedtreasure #tyroneandhisgoons #riversiderv #riversidepark #reallycoolantiquespoon
Hey guys, I mean these peeps are chill and all. But what they don't know is I'm on my fourth elixir rn and I'm casting fireballs and shit. I am literally Liu Kang. I have a seven frame start Uppercut and I'm just enjoying life and such. I have Windmill punched and Flying dragon kicked Tyrone and his Goons before they dominated me. Just some advice to Predators, you ain't gonna go into a street fight trying to pull off a perfect combo the whole time, you need to do what the moment calls for like Low fireball spamming and Uppercuts. I'm eating Walmart Italian Hero sandwiches and Apples on the side. Mmmmm, Chocolate Almond Milk in tha glass. Fighting my boy DJ in Call of Duty Ghosts, snipers only. Also, we explored the Waggoner house before it was exploded by bombs. There were ghosts and my friend TJ and DJ got possessed, and they shot us. "Imma be real with you dawg, I'm kinda scared" I exclaimed. Don't get me started on the Cheezits in the river. The Oswald jumpscare sound effect. I've always been a big fan of Five Nights at Pingas, until I played it one fateful night at 3AM. Oh! Speaking of 3AM, I remember we poured Kool aid into a bathtub at 3AM and it spawned a bunch of kids who beat me up with an Iron Man figure. Ash never doubted me. Purple-eye gangstas featuring Gauntlet, freestyling alongside The Four Horsemen of the Swagcalypse, featuring the entire country of Turkey. Those little green guys from Demonophobia were in my hallucinations for years, and I only recently remembered where they were from. I don't want to be in that bathtub ever again, but I miss those feelings of just being young and stupid. Drawing in a roach infested bathroom, listening to Waterflame and the Devil May Cry soundtrack, projecting myself into OCs without knowing it. I was so hopeful, and now look at me. I have my own room, my own money and I'm away from the bugs and mold, and I am still there mentally. But without that feeling of youth. It makes me want to die, I can't grasp that I'm living the same life. But I love her, and my friends, and food. I love food so much. Watching Impractical Jokers is a lot to live for. #somanycroutons #ovulation #tyroneandhisgoons
Hey guys, you all know how much I love to flex my Dark Green 2000 Honda Accord with a broken blue driver door. But I realized I need to start acting humble and instead of driving such a luxury vehicle around, I instead bought a DMC DeLorean to prove my humility. I mean, the car is okay...but I still prefer the Accord. #delorean #honda #hondaaccord #somanycroutons #dmcdelorean #ilovebigblackmen #ovulation #hustle
Hey guys, this is the face of a boy who, in class, would take the feather duster and clean everything, stating "She's making me do this". Ultimately disrupting the class, and while making self-deprecating remarks to get attention. (Cited from my school papers I found) #somanycroutons #ovulation #ilovebigblackmen #youngme
Hey guys, today I was at the workplace when something crazy happened. I quit security because working only nights for like two years was killing me. I started working as a mover/junk-hauler, and today I was with my team-mate, Chinese Name. We were on a job with so much junk that it filled up the entire truck bed, and I found that we could fit the mattresses on the very top, which would also help keep the junk below at bay because we buried the tarp rope under everything like sussy bakas. Chinese Name had a box spring and I told him that I will be in the truck bed to pull and secure said box spring. When I had started to climb the ladder, Tyrone and his Goons snuck up and told Chinese that I was telling an April Fools joke, and so Chinese just threw the box spring in, flying straight towards my face. Tyrone screeched off in his Mercedes Sprinter, and Chinese Name said his sincerest apologies. To make amends, we had the General Chicken with fried rice, and we got a egg roll wit it. #eggwuh #itcomewitheggroll #chinese_name #tyroneandhisgoons #ilovebigblackmen #workplaceinjury #somanycroutons #ovulation
Hey guys, I was at Quarry Trail with the love of my life when something crazy happened. I thought for a moment of blissful ignorance that Tyrone and his Goons were done stalking my friends and I. I hadn't seen him in so long is all. Until her and I reached a peak in the trail and set down our gear. We both sat upon a rock on the edge, and before we knew it, Tyrone and his Goons catapulted themselves up the hill and shoved the rock off the hillside, sending us sledding down into a body of water full of frogs. We caught the gay because the U.S government is putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay. He looked down at us from the edge, victorious in the knowledge that we will have to climb all over again just to get our gear. I found a cool stick. #ilovebigblackmen #tyroneandhisgoons #quarrytrail #boise #gayfrogs #somanycroutons
Hey guys, yippee!!! Yay! Wahoo! Look at that!!! My previous workplace, Chateau De Boise, has a manager that lied to a bunch of teenagers about not being allowed to talk about our pay, which is against the law. Yay!!!! Thank you!! <3333 #kittyninja135 #135 #ilovebigblackmen #ijustkilledsomeone #quirky #immewing #isthisakittynina135reference #somanycroutons
If I ever start doing this, you guys have full permission to unfollow + mass report + hack + assassinate. #paidcomment #bots #ilovebigblackmen #ijustkilledsomeone #somanycroutons #ovulation #immewing #therearebodiesintheriver
Hey guys, so I was exploring the ruined village of Ochita in search of the Concrete Halo. Wait? You might be wondering why I'm looking for it despite already having it. Well, it got stolen! I woke up one fine night to go visit it in Nampa. When I went to the back of the warehouse, where it lives, it was gone. There was no note, as that's something it usually considers doing when it's gone. But no, not this time. I then remembered those weird guys who kept asking for it to unleash the power of Alka-Ti-Roka, a hellgate. They wanted to release the restless souls of the damned to take out their bitterness upon the mortal realm, so then the cult could pick up the pieces and take over the world. I wandered about WinCo, asking for rumors and whereabouts of these men, until I was kicked out for meowing at everyone. That's when the homeless dude outside said he knew about the cult, as he was kicked out member on the run after he shot up the Kool aid instead of drinking it, giving him superhuman abilities like not eating for weeks. He told me they originated from Ochita, and it's in ruins as a result of him getting everyone addicted to cocaine. I traveled in the dead of night, sneaking past the tweakers. When I was inside, I saw it, the Concrete Halo. Oh, and the demonic portal opening up from the inner circle. Yeah so anyways, I tried to drive away, but I was killed and turned into a parasite host :/ #concretehalo #alkatiroka #somanycroutons #ilovebigblackmen #ovulation #parasite #demon #hellgate #ochita
Hey guys, we had received our long awaited employee evaluations. I had been working since September of last year, plus I have covered as often as possible, which is something they even put in said evaluation. They told me because of the time I've worked here, I have received an eight cent raise. Eight cents. One of my coworkers, who has worked here for a year, has received a raise of only twenty something cents. So now I have a plan, not only for justice, but for my own pleasure. I shall place a pufferfish in the aquarium behind me. On said pufferfish shall be a microphone, and I too shall install an automatic carrot feeder to said aquarium. The microphone will be synced with the Retirement Home's speakers, and everyone will have to listen to those succulent pufferfish-carrot-eating sounds. #pufferfish #pufferfisheatingcarrot #ilovebigblackmen #aquarium #fishtank #badraise #ijustkilledsomeone #somanycroutons #deviousplans
Hey guys, I straight up found another one of these in the same place as the last. Also, Vengarl is literally me. The other day, I was wandering about in the Gucci Store, when I met Fart Knox and John Quavious Johnathan. They were in a quarrel of which is the superior Mexican dish: B+C Burrito or Pesos? I joined the conversation, mainly because I needed to inform Mr. Knox of a new traffic law I'm trying to get passed, where if you go 80mph, you just die. The three of us spoke for 42 minutes and 23 seconds, and John Quavious Johnathan had said something so thought provoking, so incredible, that I simply had to inform you all upon the subject matter. "Hard times make hard men. Hard men fight for peace. Peace makes soft men. Soft men make me hard." he said. It really got me thinking about soft men, especially when I got home and was in bed. Anyways, I had thrown a party in celebration of said information being brought upon me, and uninvited did Tyrone and his Goons arrive. I had much food out, and everybody had their fill. Tyrone had seconds, which I didn't really care about anymore. But then it started getting excessive. He went in for thirds, fiftyiths, two-hundrenths. The party was long over, by two weeks about. And he kept going in for more fills. The party food was already out, and he just started digging through my fridge and such. I had to stop buying groceries, and by the time he went in for four-hundred sixty-thirds, he realized I was all out and left. I was relieved, until I realized he had gone into the Kingdom's fields for more fillings, leaving the people in famine for twenty three years, leaving the country with a population of 500k by the end of it. #tyroneandhisgoons #tyroneandhisgoonsprobablyleftitthere #fakemoney #famine #ilovebigblackmen #ijustkilledsomeone #somanycroutons #ovulation #fartknox
Hey guys, I have created merch. For the low price of $135,000,000, you can wear this amazing shirt. Yes, it includes the obvious covering of the previous text. hi nadia X3 #merch #kittyninja135 #ilovebigblackmen #somanycroutons #ovulation #ijustkilledsomeone #shewearsshortshorts #shewearsshortskirts
Hey guys, so I was in the Darkroot Basin looking for weapons. I had found a katana, as pictured in slide two and three. I was looking for weapons because I like causing bodily harm to other individuals. As I walked/ran/ect, I had come to find myself deep in the poisonous plants that lie in the deep woods. I could smell the bitterness of death approaching, and I lied upon the river shore, enjoying one last view. That's until Buff TF2 Soldier started swimming across the river in slow motion, with Careless Whisper being played by an unknown source. He then sucked out the poison in an instant using the Gluckinator 5000 Method, but this too sucked out all of my blood and I died anyways. This is Buff TF2 Soldier typing this and I'm so sorry for his loss, subscribe to my OF. #buffsoldier #somanycroutons #ilovebigblackmen #poisonivy #100degreesleatherjacket #ijustkilledsomeone #therearebodiesintheriver #bugsinyourskin
kittyninja135 room tour (shotgun door trap was removed for sake of photo) #ilovebigblackmen #ijustkilledsomeone #somanycroutons #roomtour #ovulation
Hey guys, I have been turned into a literal drawing. There I was, working at the retirement home. I had gone into the kitchen to grab saltine crackers for the residents (they're evil), and upon my arrival did I come to find them spilled all over the floor. They were broken apart and ruined, the entire box. Before I could get a grasp on the newfound situation, all of the service carts were being flipped over and silverware was being thrown around. There was a ghost AMONG US. Then, Tyrone and his Goons slid out of the vent, and he whipped out a vacuum cleaner and another thing I don't wanna talk about. He turned on blow mode, and a bunch of ghosts flew out of said vacuum. Unfortunately for all of us, one of the ghosts was the famous 'Samous of Claimus the Fifth who's Famous'. Samous, a long deceased wizard of his time had been angered by his awakening. He casted 'Paperskin L+Ratio' against all of us, and now we're all trying to find a way out of this 2D realm. Also, the residents threw a riot due to not receiving the crackers, and overthrew the retirement home, beginning an imperialistic state that will quickly lead to a civil war. #tyroneandhisgoons #samousofclaimus #wizard #welovecastingspells #selfportrait #ilovebigblackmen #somanycroutons #saltinecrackers #ghosts #ijustkilledsomeone
She done did zorp on the Concrete Halo until plebians invaded my realm 💀💀💀 #concretehalo #zorp #zorpmaxxing #zorping #plebians #phantom #phantominvasion #ilovebigblackmen #somanycroutons #ijustkilledsomeone #crackedredeyeorbs
Hey guys, there's something I meant to post earlier but I forgot. On September 20th, 2019, Tyrone and his Goons had planned on attending the Area 51 Raid. This would've pretty much guaranteed entry, and allowed the aliens to escape, but something fishy happened. Somehow, every single goon's alarm didn't go off, same with Tyrone himself. They slept straight through it. I have reason to believe that the C.I.A hacked into all of their phone's clocks, as they knew Tyrone would be unstoppable. #tyroneandhisgoons #catboydiscrimination #ilovebigblackmen #area51 #area51raid #somanycroutons
Hey guys, I didn't get fired. I was instead scheduled to two days a week to focus more on my security job and myself, which I appreciate greatly. Also, Tyrone and his Goons keep gooning to my account :( #tyroneandhisgoons #ilovebigblackmen #somanycroutons #twink #femboi #ijustkilledsomeone #zerofound #theyreinmywalls
Hey guys, I tried mascara. How does it look? I might get fired from my second job for having a catatonic episode, we'll just have to see. #somanycroutons #ilovebigblackmen #twink #femboi #kittyninja135 #ijustkilledsomeone #zerofound #catboydiscrimination
Hey guys, tonight something spooky happened. Not only did I find a giant B, but in the midst did I find a Gravity Hammer, as shown in slide two. I believe the Covenant has already found Earth and the Winter Contingency will begin. There are aliens AMONG US. #ilovebigblackmen #gravityhammer #wintercontingency #somanycroutons #B
Oi bruvs, something quite peculiar happened to me yesterday. So there I was, yeh? Just minding me own business in the theatre, when in comes Sir Tyrus the third and his Scoundrels. Who in the bloody hell is Tyrus, ya may gander? This bloke is a Scottishman, who stands at 213 cm. His hair is redder than the heart of me love for Engerland. And upon the subject matter will I say, is that the bloody bastard rummages around the pockets of Englishmen and take their trinkets, whilst duel welding Muskets! As they arrived to me seat, I instinctually reached fer me SA80, until I came to the ludicrous truth that I had lost me gun loisence. A fortnoight ago, I was werkin fer tha Queen's guard (God save the Queen) and one day I took part in a scarfing contest. In said contest, I had myself 50 beer battered fishies with me chips, and I think tha beer had made me ratha knackered. Passed out I was, yeh? And upon my newfound state did Tyrus and his Scoundrels traverse their way into the castle. The bloody fiends had gawked at the seal keeping tha blessed Queen aloive, before cruising away with said seal. Now tha bloody Queen is dead, isshe? And I'm to blame, most indubitably. So tha Bobbies came and took me rod and me loisence. So unarmed I was, as the bloody chap took me prized possessions and other assorted trinkets and dabloons! Oh yeh, @razertheslayer has an awfully scrumptious lookin profile picture, if I do say so myself. Too, I've found this splendid mug fer me tea at tha shoppe, and I have come to believe that tha 'K' stands fer Kittyninja135, donit? #ilovebigblackmen #godsavethequeen #biscuitsandtea #somanycroutons #twink #kittyninja135 #tyroneandhisgoons #Tyrusandhisscoundrels
Hey guys, I was hanging out with @isaiahciulla @owen.hennequin and @charlie__anderton yesterday. During said hangout, Mr Anderton and I had gone in the Honda to go get the exclusive Xbox 720. On Whitewater Park Boulevard we drove, and in the midst of going 50 mph in the corners did something insane happen. From the side of the road ran something living. It was short, wearing all black, and on two legs. I'm pretty sure we just hit a person, and I refused to stop as I didn't want to get in trouble. Besides, somebody else would stop for them eventually. Anyhow, as we arrived at the residence, we knew we needed to get the truth out or bottle it forever, so we told Owen and C.I.A agent Isaiah about what happened. But in the end, we announced we were just kidding, as to make it appear as a joke and so we don't get in trouble. It's a good mental strategy, we got the truth out but avoided any reproductions, I just hope they don't see this post. #ilovebigblackmen #somanycroutons #kittyninja135 #whitewaterparkboise
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Hey guys, I'm kinda new to this and I just reached Level 5. Is there any tips you could provide? So far, I've reached 11th Street and I found a really good Tyrone's Goons XP farm at the River Plaza Apartments. I also found a rare crystalized battle axe at Orchard. I've been trying to get to Ester Simplot, as I heard you can use your survival points to mine crystals out of the frozen water, which I want to use to upgrade the axe. I also found leather armor and prefer it over the heavier stuff, as it's easier to dodge in. Also, I've been grinding my intelligence points, as it will allow me to upgrade my Dark Green 2000 Honda Accord with scrap from the junkyard. People tell me it's better to just spend the Bratt Sinclaire coins on new parts, but I think upgrading intelligence is more worthwhile. I also saved the Pie Hole from the C.I.A raid, and now I have a convenient health shop. #ilovebigblackmen #somanycroutons #tyroneandhisgoons
Hey guys, I was driving about in my Honda Accord Golf Cart LX, when I found my eyes in disbelief. I had found something I've always been searching for, a crystalized battle axe. I quickly assassinated the guy holding it, and it became mine. Now I can deforest at maximum efficiency. The last slide is me lumbering some near extinct crystal trees. #deforestation #golfcart #ilovebigblackmen #battleaxe #crystalweapons #somanycroutons #100degreesleatherjacket
Hey guys, I was at the Walmart's electronic section, looking at some laptops. As I pondered said laptops, Tyrone and his Goons used a black-hat to hack the screen, making the laptop falsely appear broken. As I was left without explanation as to the reasoning, an employee had approached me and was shocked at the sight. He immediately called Judge Judy, and within 43.6 seconds, was I presented upon a rapidly dispatched courtroom. I was getting sued for 5 Googol dollars, and out of frustration did I smash the laptop. I shot Judge Judy. #tyroneandhisgoons #brokenlaptop #walmart #ilovebigblackmen #somanycroutons #twink #100degreesleatherjacket #kittynjnjaassassin #judgejudy
Hey guys, so I was in downtown Boise watching the Potato Drop, celebrating the new year, 2014. At 11:59:54, the potato suddenly started rising up instead, completely ruining the event. As we looked about in confusion, there was Tyrone and his Goons with a black hat, hacking the potato. But worst of all, he kept making it rise, setting the clock back by about two hours before getting bored. This resulted in any form of time-keeping to be rendered completely unless, and the Earth itself reversed it's orbit for the same amount of time, destroying our very concept of time, and any sort of alignments and understanding of future astronomic events. Now we're going to be hard at work resetting it all. Thanks dude :/ #newyear #potatodrop #boise #tyroneandhisgoons #bigblackmenmatter #ilovebigblackmen #somanycroutons #turtleneck
Hey guys, so I would normally be happy about reaching 100 followers, but I'm actually quite upset. @hanajsikxncnfnfndn was my 100th, and @vhs_death_ helped out, but what these two don't understand is that I was on an edging streak of 17 years, and I instantly finished as soon as I saw what these two had done. Back in 2006, when Open Season came out, I was watching it in a theatre and I was edging in the back row, when Boog shook his gyatt on the countertop of the gas station and it made me finish. I was extremely embarrassed, it had reached the projector and blocked out the movie. I was arrested for public indecency and disturbing the peace. Anyways, upon realizing what amount of followers I've reached, my room is now flooded and I will be needing to pay thousands in water damage repair. Thanks :/ #edging #edgingstreak #bigblackmenmatter #boog #freddyfazgyatt #somanycroutons
Hey guys! So recently I bought this Limo, and I've done a lot of work on it which I'm very proud of. I made it so when I'm driving on public roads, all of the wheels will turn 90°, in which will allow me to drive completely horizontally. I enjoy these upgrades, as it means I can take up all of the lanes, while traveling 10 under the speed limit, as I know I won't be late for my $3848/hr jobs unlike some of you that don't know how to manage your time, and ergo, drive the speed limit 🙄. Many of the seats are taken by my golden ingots (I drive with them to remind myself of what I've worked up to, and because the weight lowers my fuel mileage which only proves my wealth), and any remaining seats can be reserved for $699 a trip! You must drive to my house, pay $25 for parking, and once we arrive to my workplace, you must wait the 14 hour shift before I drive back to my mansion. Such a steal, if you ask me. #grind #grindset #limo #limousine #money #bigblackmenmatter #somanycroutons #underthespeedlimit #baller
Guys, I just found out about something crazy! There's this guy running around and I think he might be my biggest fan. He legally changed his name to Bratt Sinclaire and had undergone $42M worth of plastic surgery to be exactly like my profile picture!! I ain't complaining though. #brattsinclaire #brattsinclaireeurobeatstyles #eurobeat #somanycroutons #plasticsurgery
Credit: @jarr.mann #brattsinclaireeurobeatstyles #brattsinclaire #gayniggaskissing #doktorturnoffmycringeinhibitors #turnoffmypaininhibitors #somanycroutons #eurobeat #bigblackniggaballshd #bigblackmenmatte #osaker4life
Context: I have been suffering from what's possibly undiagnosed schizophrenia for years straight, and I've been suicidal since the age of 10 (I'm 20). I never had any sort of outlet growing up besides my art, plus I would be threatened with asylums if I talked about how I felt, ergo, I started suffering from maladaptive defense mechanisms. Essentially, I gaslit myself, or created delusions for the sake of avoiding my emotions, my trauma, and my suicidal tendencies. I have many examples of delusions I've had to resort to, one of them is my sudden belief of God when I was 17, despite zero religious upbringing. This, of course, only strengthened my "faith" as I lied to myself, saying that God was trying to save me. I was always skeptical, and that resulted in me hurting myself even more, telling myself that I'm not a true believer. It took me many years to realize I was gaslighting myself as a self preservation method. And only last month, did I find out what's wrong with me, after a decade of repression and delusion. This is the most lucid and in control I've ever felt in my entire life. I was going to take my life on the 3rd of last month, and bought a book which would contain my life story and eventually suicide note, but writing in it, aka, expressing my buried thoughts was so therapeutic. It saved my life, it's a super long story I can get to some other time. But it really did help me move on, and genuinely help myself, something God never could've done. Oh yeah, and the texts are from a Christian after I told them this. This is the most violent one I've received so far, but this isn't the only time a Christian has told me my path of mental recovery is the wrong path and I'm being blinded by the devil. Thank you for reading, and I hope you are helping yourselves too. #antireligion #delusional #mentalrecovery #schizophreniaawareness #maladaptivedaydreaming #evilchristians #somanycroutons #absurdism #fearmongering
Caese-ing the day! . . . #homemade #salad #caesarsalad #somanycroutons
Dinner last night was homemade garlic chicken Caesar salad. Using Aunt @fayolsonvickery’s awesome Caesar salad recipe. Yum. #GarlicIsLife #CaesarSalad #SoManyCroutons
Never knew that cooking for your family while listening to your fave tunes could be such a fun way to pass the time on a saturday 🤷🏼♀️👩🏼🍳🍂🍽🎧🎶 #september #butternutsquash #creamysoup #somanycroutons #icookedthis #yummy #queenofsoups #roastedbutternutsquashsoup
💚💚💚Just chilling after eating this bowl of simple goodness.May have went overboard with the croutons,but hey my cucumber had frozen in the fridge I had to compensate😁.last night I had managed to do a small #workout of strength training moves,really been working on the arms,I do allot of outside work on our family's farm and need my upper body strength to be better for work💪💪.hoping to get another workout in tonight since I vowed to myself to step it up a bit since I plan on letting myself splurge this week for the upcoming holiday!😋🍫🍬🍪🍰🍜🍗🍞 #salad #healthyfood #healthyeating #healthygoals #fitgoals #fitnessblogger #somanycroutons 🙈 #itstheholidayseason
One of my new favorite things to cook! And I got the recipe from Facebook! So delishhhhh #chickencaesarsaladbake #somanycroutons #nomnomnom
Haaaaappiest girl in the world #panera #yum #somanycroutons
Late night dinner #ceasersalad #egg #yummy #salad #somanycroutons #bacon #fresh
I would like to take this moment to thank my mom @mommasteele6 for teaching me how to cook and my dad for teaching me how to budget, which collectively resulted in my roommate and myself eating this delicious meal. #chickenparm #homemade #cooking #skillz #frenchbread #salad #somanycroutons #mozzarella #yesItookmylactaid #grownuplife
Lonely salad fun-venture times #dennys #somanycroutons #wheredidmysaladgo #latenights #tableforone
#chickencaesarsalad #cashed #mtjoe